Furbie,
I met several 38 pilots last year at a meeting of sorts, and anyways, one of them was telling a story about how his wingies got him one time. Anyways, the guy had to pee real bad, and they were still over enemy territory. Anyways, he let his buds know, and proceeded to get his tally whacker out of his gear to use the relief tube. Well apparently his buddies were waiting for him to stop fidgeting around, and get started peeing. When they noticed that, one of them yelled "BREAK" and the poor guy broke thinking he had an enemy fighter on his butt. He ended up peeing all over himself, and at the alt they were at, it froze quite quick... until he came in for landing. He said none of his buds would own up to who did it!