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Offline AWMac

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« on: April 01, 2006, 06:15:54 PM »
Well this has worked for me thru one Beautiful Daughter and I used it tonight for my youngest Daughter....

Take an empty 5th bottle of Vodka and fill it with water..
Break out the Mossberg or any weapon you have and cleaning kit.
When the N00B enters the house drink half of the water in the Vodka bottle.
Piece back the shotgun and clear the chamber *Cha Ching*....
look at the N00B with just the left eye....*for some reason it freaks em out*

Ask the N00B *Cha Ching* no longer lookin at the N00B but the shotgun.
"What time can I expect my Daughter home?" *Cha Ching*

They tend to answer in puppy voices... "Whaa Whaaa What time do you want her home Sir?"   Now they call me Sir.. I got them where I want them....

I slightly mention as he opens the yellow Corvette door for my Daughter... "If she comes home in tears or is touched we'll talk like Men then...Got it?"

Works for me!!!

Mac

Anyone else raising Daughters done the same?
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« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2006, 06:23:09 PM »
Thank Cod I had sons. Only have to worry about 2 dicks in town. :)
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« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2006, 06:26:14 PM »
They say with Daughters you have to worry about every salamander in town...

With a Son ya hope he's the Best salamander in Town...

I just wish times were as simple now as they were then when I was a kid.

Mac
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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2006, 06:37:53 PM »
It's already planned for when my daughter gets old enough to start dating...

My best friend and I will duplicate the sceen from Bad Boys II.. the uncle waving the gun around sayin he's just got out of the joint etc etc.

And if that isn't enough, I hope to acquire a Barrett before she starts dating (I've still got a few years), and that'll be on the table to be cleaned.
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« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2006, 06:37:53 PM »
Even if my Daughter want some tonight, the poor N00B would be afraid to even touch her.

The best part is I sit outside at 2:00 with the shotgun... if all is kewl he'll drive up into the driveway.. if not he'll drop her off at the edge of the edge of the driveway.

If latter then it gives me 2 clean shots at the Vette...

:aok

Mac
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« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2006, 06:38:48 PM »
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Originally posted by AWMac
Even if my Daughter want some tonight, the poor N00B would be afraid to even touch her.

The best part is I sit ouotside at 2:00 with the shotgun... if all is kewl he'll drive up into the driveway.. if not he'll drop her off at the edge of the driveway...

If latter then it gives me 2 clean shots at the Vette...

:aok

Mac


If the driveway isn't too long, use a slug for the first shot and aim for the engine block.  If ya can disable the car with the first slug you'll get more than just 2 shots.
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« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2006, 06:41:17 PM »
ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS ARE BELONG TO US!!!!

:noid

I can laugh now, my daughter is still a ways off from Prom.  However, when I do get there I am sure I will be drinking a REAL bottle of booze and will have to pass out drunk in order to sleep at all that night!

You see the problem is ... I don't own any guns.
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Offline AWMac

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« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2006, 07:05:41 PM »
Start carving a Bar of Soap....

Mac
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Offline AWMac

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« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2006, 07:08:34 PM »
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If the driveway isn't too long, use a slug for the first shot and aim for the engine block.  If ya can disable the car with the first slug you'll get more than just 2 shots.


12 guage pump MossBerg... took out the stick and can load more than 5 shells now...Ill Eagle I know but, My house, My turf...

Mac
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« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2006, 07:47:01 PM »
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12 guage pump MossBerg... took out the stick and can load more than 5 shells now...Ill Eagle I know but, My house, My turf...

Mac


Ya still gotta disable the car with the first shot... or all those extra shells won't do ya any good.

Slug for the first shot, then use shells where ya dumped out the lead shot, and replaced it with 1/4" steel ball bearings.

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« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2006, 07:49:25 PM »
relax macho dads, your daughter started having sex years ago, she did not tell you because your so uptight about it.
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« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2006, 07:52:38 PM »
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relax macho dads, your daughter started having sex years ago, she did not tell you because your so uptight about it.


If my daughter is already having sex... someone IS gonna die.  Period.

She'll be 10 this summer.
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« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2006, 08:16:05 PM »
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relax macho dads, your daughter started having sex years ago, she did not tell you because your so uptight about it.


John how's yer Mom doing?

Mac












yer Lunch money is on the nightstand...
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« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2006, 08:17:32 PM »
I have my prom in about a month. My dates father already went through the routine when I met him a few months ago. But, I sorta put a wrench in his plan when I first met him and the wife by calling her ma'am and him sir and offering to shake his hand before he even thought of it. He seemed stupified at the fact I didnt have my pants down around my ankles and Im not a complete hooligan. But, by now I think Im closer to him then her.
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« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2006, 08:19:38 PM »
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relax macho dads, your daughter started having sex years ago, she did not tell you because your so uptight about it.


Yep.
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