Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.
asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.
Henny Youngman was the king!