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Offline StarOfAfrica2

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« on: April 03, 2006, 04:55:12 PM »
While I was at Pearl Saturday, one of the elderly gentlemen who work there helping out as a volunteer told me a joke.  Old guy had me rolling.  This one was great though.

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He said he shook hands with her once.  Took him a week before it felt clean again.

If you guys ever get the chance to visit the Arizona Memorial, make sure you take time to talk to the PH survivors that work there as volunteers.  Best part of the entire place is them.

Offline RAIDER14

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« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2006, 05:01:42 PM »
:lol, been to Pearl I waent on the AFB and saw the bullet holes in the buildings from the jap attack

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« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2006, 05:54:20 PM »


It's been on the internet for a while...
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« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2006, 09:41:16 PM »
Hey it was new to me.  The guy got a kick out of telling it, and I got a kick out of hearing it.  What difference does it make how long the joke has been around?

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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2006, 01:39:39 AM »
It doesn't... Now you take my wife... please!
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« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2006, 02:54:15 AM »
I take my wife everywhere, but she always finds her way home

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« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2006, 10:36:35 AM »
My wife and I go out during the week to have a nice dinner, a good beverage and a pleasant time away from home. She goes on Tuesday and I go on Friday.
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« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2006, 11:00:06 AM »
Lived in Pearl from '68 to '71.  Yeah Hickam AFB still had the building with the bullet holes.  The Pearl Harbor Memorial is great.  Also a kickass Museum there on base.


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« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2006, 11:04:14 AM »
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

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« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2006, 11:19:20 AM »
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.

asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.

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« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2006, 11:27:06 AM »
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

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« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2006, 11:52:19 AM »
I dated a Dyslexic girl once. Nothing but "Bowl Jobs."  She was good at what she did, always made me mess up my "Tupperwares!"

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« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2006, 03:25:46 PM »
I took my wife to dinner but the lion couldent catch her damn shes fast.
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