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Offline Furball

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« on: April 08, 2006, 06:42:46 PM »
Deej, an old friend, comes online for the first time in ages.

All we want to do is do some jeep base jumping off the 15k cliff in DA, for old times sake like we did in M8.

We go in there, low and behold, NO VEHICLES AVAILABLE!

NO JEEPS AVAILABLE ANYWHERE IN DA! OR TA!

This is a travesty, i pay my 14.95 a month and i expect to be able to go jeep base jumping off 15k cliffs.

FREE THE JEEPS!

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« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2006, 07:07:49 PM »
Vehicles are available in the TA.  You just have to go to a remote field.  Vehicles are available in the DA, in the vehicle section of the map.
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« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2006, 07:08:32 PM »
can we have a 15k gv field for basejumping?

i want to drive jeeps off cliffs :(
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« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2006, 07:12:04 PM »
Kids, this is what happens when you do drugs:D

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« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2006, 07:25:38 PM »
He's not on drugs, he's just brittish.
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« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2006, 07:29:09 PM »
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Originally posted by Furball
can we have a 15k gv field for basejumping?

i want to drive jeeps off cliffs :(


I've built a 20K cliff as part of a new terrain, and have driven jeeps off of it. (c'mon... right? :D)

Even at full speed, the jeep does not have enough momentum to clear the half-mile horizontal distance between the top of the cliff and the bottom of it... so you get sorta "stuck" about 3/4 of the way down. Then you dislodge, fall another 50 feet, get stuck. Dislodge, get stuck.... for the next 20 minutes. It's a little weird.

But that initial 40-second fall is a blast. :)
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« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2006, 07:30:18 PM »
I took an M16 up about 15K on a mountain in the MA. I eventually turned it to an enemy base and put it in neutral. Ended up rolling onto an enemy field and I think I got a kill or 2 out of it. I have the film somewhere
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« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2006, 07:41:40 PM »
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Originally posted by Dux
I've built a 20K cliff as part of a new terrain, and have driven jeeps off of it. (c'mon... right? :D)

Even at full speed, the jeep does not have enough momentum to clear the half-mile horizontal distance between the top of the cliff and the bottom of it... so you get sorta "stuck" about 3/4 of the way down. Then you dislodge, fall another 50 feet, get stuck. Dislodge, get stuck.... for the next 20 minutes. It's a little weird.

But that initial 40-second fall is a blast. :)



is it in any way possible to make a pure vertical cliff? or even an invert?
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« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2006, 07:54:31 PM »
It's now official. Every thread on the GD board is now infested with BK cooties :O

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« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2006, 09:02:03 PM »
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It's now official. Every thread on the GD board is now infested with BK cooties :O



 Max, those little boogers are not cooties ...:t .............
















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« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2006, 04:31:19 AM »
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Originally posted by Dux
I've built a 20K cliff as part of a new terrain, and have driven jeeps off of it. (c'mon... right? :D)

Even at full speed, the jeep does not have enough momentum to clear the half-mile horizontal distance between the top of the cliff and the bottom of it... so you get sorta "stuck" about 3/4 of the way down. Then you dislodge, fall another 50 feet, get stuck. Dislodge, get stuck.... for the next 20 minutes. It's a little weird.

But that initial 40-second fall is a blast. :)


is there no way to build a bridge sticking out? like one of the ones the road convoys use?
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Re: Travesty :mad
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2006, 04:38:51 AM »
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Originally posted by Furball
Deej, an old friend, comes online for the first time in ages.

All we want to do is do some jeep base jumping off the 15k cliff in DA, for old times sake like we did in M8.

We go in there, low and behold, NO VEHICLES AVAILABLE!

NO JEEPS AVAILABLE ANYWHERE IN DA! OR TA!

This is a travesty, i pay my 14.95 a month and i expect to be able to go jeep base jumping off 15k cliffs.

FREE THE JEEPS!

:mad: :furious :mad: :furious :mad:



This symptoms are clearly the result of a "Duke of Hazard" intoxication.

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« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2006, 11:38:35 AM »
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This symptoms are clearly the result of a "Duke of Hazard" intoxication.


Agreed. You'll notice he's now requesting a terrain with bridges in various states of disrepair. This could be one of the worst cases of DoHI that I've seen.
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« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2006, 09:11:13 AM »
LMAO

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« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2006, 10:38:30 AM »
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Originally posted by Dux
I've built a 20K cliff as part of a new terrain, and have driven jeeps off of it. (c'mon... right? :D)

Even at full speed, the jeep does not have enough momentum to clear the half-mile horizontal distance between the top of the cliff and the bottom of it... so you get sorta "stuck" about 3/4 of the way down. Then you dislodge, fall another 50 feet, get stuck. Dislodge, get stuck.... for the next 20 minutes. It's a little weird.

But that initial 40-second fall is a blast. :)



Did you have a take off ramp you could free wheel to???
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