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Offline Skuzzy

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« Reply #15 on: April 13, 2006, 04:57:12 PM »
My Wife's place of employment gives them a free happy hour every Friday, along with food.
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« Reply #16 on: April 13, 2006, 05:03:30 PM »
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Assume nothing.... stay alert and keep yer missus and yerself safe, Curvie. Wouldn't be a bad idea if you had your guards show you how to use those weapons... (saftey, actuation/loading) just in case.


I was a section commander in our little regiment here...I had to teach guys how to shoot.  No problem.
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« Reply #17 on: April 13, 2006, 05:33:01 PM »
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I was a section commander in our little regiment here...I had to teach guys how to shoot.  No problem.


Well lets hope none of the guys you taught will be wanting to shoot at you.
Orrrrr
If they are. That your a poor teacher LOL
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« Reply #18 on: April 13, 2006, 05:37:38 PM »
I had a guy working for me a few years ago I used to buy him 2-$10 a peice cigars every day.
 He thought that was great and that  I was a great boss for doing so.

What he didnt know is I didnt buy them simply for him to enjoy.
I bought them for him because I couldnt take the godawful stench the Elcheapo cigars  he normally bought for himself used to give off LOL

Cigars smell bad enough.
Cheap Cigars about make you want to puke
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« Reply #19 on: April 13, 2006, 05:58:05 PM »
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Well lets hope none of the guys you taught will be wanting to shoot at you.
Orrrrr
If they are. That your a poor teacher LOL


No chance that any of my guys being in Africa.

I just hope they are rifles...I can't shoot hand guns well at all.
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« Reply #20 on: April 13, 2006, 05:58:39 PM »
There's always free candy at my school.
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« Reply #21 on: April 13, 2006, 06:02:56 PM »
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There's always free candy at my school.


Lesson 1.

Ain't nuthin' free.
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« Reply #22 on: April 13, 2006, 06:20:54 PM »
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My Wife's place of employment gives them a free happy hour every Friday, along with food.


Now THAT is a perk!
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« Reply #23 on: April 13, 2006, 07:32:06 PM »
Besides the usual benefits, working at an airline I am in position that I can schedule and go use one of the company simulators whenever I want.

I have been around the world a bunch, always in first class.  Domestic trips normally coach now, but international I have always gotten first.

A pilot for one of our code-share partners in Austria took me for an aerobatic glider ride in the Alps, above Innsbruck.

In the last year I have taken my wife with me on company trips to Phoenix in the winter, to Amsterdam last may, and Rome last summer.  (my son came to Rome too).

This job has had some cool benefits.
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« Reply #24 on: April 13, 2006, 07:37:03 PM »
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I get free buisness cards and Navy pens. ( The cards have my Recruiters name on it but still works.)


Too bad about your rate then.  If you were a SK (Storekeeper) like me, you get EVERYTHING free!  Thank you taxpayers!!!

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« Reply #25 on: April 13, 2006, 07:45:31 PM »
Oops, forgot.  My job perks:

On Fridays they bring in donuts for everyone.  Free donuts.  I'd work for no pay for free donuts.  Serious, man, donuts rule!
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« Reply #26 on: April 13, 2006, 07:50:36 PM »
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Oops, forgot.  My job perks:

On Fridays they bring in donuts for everyone.  Free donuts.  I'd work for no pay for free donuts.  Serious, man, donuts rule!


lol, I could name quite a few more perks about the Navy. But I dont want to make the rest of the Armed Forces feel bad.


My rate allows me to fix/build the fastest and most kickass aircraft in the world. And get paid to do it. :aok
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« Reply #27 on: April 13, 2006, 07:59:23 PM »
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lol, I could name quite a few more perks about the Navy. But I dont want to make the rest of the Armed Forces feel bad.


My rate allows me to fix/build the fastest and most kickass aircraft in the world. And get paid to do it. :aok


The Navy lets you work on the F-15 and F-16?:D
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« Reply #28 on: April 13, 2006, 08:01:00 PM »
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The Navy lets you work on the F-15 and F-16?:D


Blasphemer...
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« Reply #29 on: April 13, 2006, 08:03:18 PM »
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Blasphemer...


Well they got rid of all their good planes... You know the F-14 and A-6, whats left?  :D
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