Every morning is the dawn of a new error…
Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any Key to continue.
BREAKFAST.COM Halted. Cereal Port Not Responding.
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
SENILE.COM found. Out Of Memory.
ERROR! No Keyboard Detected. Press F1 to continue.
MULTITASKING ATTEMPTED. System Confused…
My software does NOT have bugs. It just develops Random Features.
ACCESS DENIED. Thought you could get in???
Bad Command or File Name! Now go stand in the corner.
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Reboot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
Shell to DOS… Come in DOS, this is Shell calling, do you copy?
