How do you know when your date with a fighter pilot is half over?
He says, "enough about me, now let's talk about flying."
What is the ideal cockpit crew?
A fighter pilot and a dog. The pilot is there to feed the dog, and the dog is there to bite
the pilot if he touches anything.
How many fighter pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb, and the world revolves around him.
How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party?
He'll tell you.
What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?
God does not think he is a fighter pilot.
What is the difference between a fighter pilot and a pig? The pig doesn't turn into a
fighter pilot when he's drunk.
What do fighter pilots use for birth control?
Their personality.
What is the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine? A jet engine stops
whining when it pulls into the parking spot.
