What's yer current job again? Time on the drill pad? Oh teh noez!!!
If you're working with the kids, teach them to quit whining and don't get married in tech school or right after graduation. That'll solve half our junior enlisted force problems. Drinking and getting rowdy is fine... Just takes a creative commander who's able to sweet-talk the local cops. Marrying another 2-stripe and popping out 3 kids sets them on the low-rent path for life, and that leads to all sorts of stuff a commander just can't do anything about.
I know I'm not a model modern politically correct kind of officer, but I'd rather bail a kid out of jail and schmooze the local sherrif or mayor than have to explain to a kid why buying diapers and a new turbo neon on his govt travel card is a bad idea, or try to come up with a flexible job schedule for a pair of 2-stripers with an infant and a second one on the way.