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Offline Russian

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« on: April 17, 2006, 04:05:27 AM »
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Offline rpm

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« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2006, 04:09:11 AM »
What's wrong with this picture?
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« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2006, 04:22:43 AM »
Santa decides to get serious with those on his "Naughty" list.
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2006, 05:02:28 AM »
whats that ak47 doing there?
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« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2006, 05:04:03 AM »
the russians found out to their cost that it was a bad idea to eat all of their horses.
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« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2006, 05:13:30 AM »
There is just so much wrong with that painting...

The carved stone badger with the vodka bottle.
The triangle shaped ukelele behind the seat.
The keg behind the seat.
The portable space heater on the other dude's back.
The drum fed automatic shotgun.
The 2-star general front license plate on the bear.
One dude is holding on to the reins like a sissy, the other guy doesn't even have reins.
The blue "these are training rounds" tape holding the AK magazines together.
The dude with the sword doesn't have a scabbard.
The little patch of green and yellow grass with the bright red splashes that are probably supposed to be blood stains, unless the badger with the bottle and the cool hat has a really bad urinary tract infection.

Guns will agree with me on this one:  The one and only reason why this could NEVER be a painting of US soldiers...  Nobody is wearing a neon yellow reflective safety belt.
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« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2006, 05:14:52 AM »
Ruskies invade Jellystone, Yogi and Boo-Boo sell out for picnic hamper.

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« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2006, 05:19:06 AM »
looks like he has an MP40 too.

you sure thats not supposed to be a PPSH (i am british so obviously i am useless with gun names) ruskie tommy gun?
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« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2006, 06:21:21 AM »
Comrade Popavalium Anddropoff's glorious Red Army Assualt Folk Musician Troop set out for yet another round of bear mounted folk music wave attacks.

"When the man with the ukalale dies, the man with the accordian picks up the ukalale......."
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« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2006, 06:55:36 AM »
Why vodka and LSD should never be mixed.
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« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2006, 07:26:22 AM »
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Why vodka and LSD should never be mixed.


Winner!

and eagl, the portable space heater is really an accordion.  Also note the keg barrel.
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« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2006, 07:41:28 AM »
Broke Back Mountain in Russia.

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« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2006, 07:49:44 AM »
Another futile attempt to stop Chuck Norris
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« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2006, 08:23:34 AM »
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Comrade Popavalium Anddropoff's glorious Red Army Assualt Folk Musician Troop set out for yet another round of bear mounted folk music wave attacks.

"When the man with the ukalale dies, the man with the accordian picks up the ukalale......."



LMFAO!!! :aok
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« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2006, 08:24:49 AM »
Show some respect..that bear happens to be a 2 star general.
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