A Newbie's Guide To Texas

[Sunchaser]

Oh wow, this topic has turned bigtime, let's see if we can get it back on track.

What other States?

I thought there was Texas and Canada north of all those Banana Republics that make up the rest of this hemisphere.

They got the gun stuff pretty close but humans, and some who are fairly close, keep tight control of the ammo so the guns ain't as powerful as they think.

They omitted that all pickups must be FORDS.

St Santa, you must cut Eagler some slack, he's from the Canadian province of Florida.



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When did they put this thing in here and WTF is it for?

[TheWobble]

Im getting sick of how Texas is portreyed in movies, you see these odd people with 4 teeth between them and a dirt road and a little dusty gas station with 1 working pump, in the background you see "Welcome to Dallas"

 

[Sunchaser]

Hey TW, that is Dallas.
Or was it Georgia?

Think that is bad?
You oughta go see Austin, it's fulla cows and cheerleaders, and some think it is pretty difficult to pick out the cheerleaders..

And do not, under any circumstances, go to College Station.

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When did they put this thing in here and WTF is it for?

[funked]

Dammit somebody stole that sign from Vulcan's driveway again!