When I saw the title, and who created the thread, my first thought was, "Vulcan is offering a tutorial on how to bleed Apple users."
My response would have been, "Bleeding has never been known to cure anything. All it does is kill the sick faster."
I pictured Vulcan having all sorts of images of Apple users with leeches attached to them and Vulcan dancing around like an imp gone mad. I just knew I was going to have to chut it down.
But instead, I find a rather bizarre discussion going on.