Attorneys for the law firm of Duey, Cheetum & Howe were discussing limiting thier exposure to gender discrimination-in-hiring law suits against thier all male law firm.
They decided to hire a female attorney, and towards that end, they interviewed 3 female attorneys, each newly graduated from the top of thier class. The attorneys agreed to make thier hiring decision based on how the applicants answered the following question:
IF YOU FOUND AN EXTRA $50 IN YOUR PAYCHECK, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT?
The first young woman answered: "I would treat myself to a nice dinner."
The second applicant answered: "I would give the money to charity, but only after deducting for my expenses."
The third applicant answered: "Thats easy, I would return the money to the firm."
Which one did they hire?
ANSWER: The one with the biggest t***!
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[This message has been edited by Mrs. Gunthr(10/13/00)]
