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Offline Krusher

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« on: April 26, 2006, 07:03:40 AM »
Maybe not, but they sure are snappy dressers.


Lordi

They have eight-foot retractable latex Satan wings, sing hits like "Chainsaw Buffet" and blow up slabs of smoking meat on stage. So members of the band Lordi expected a reaction when they beat a crooner of love ballads to represent Finland at the Eurovision song contest in Athens, the competition that was the springboard for Abba and Celine Dion.
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Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2006, 07:29:14 AM »
Well it is claimed Gene Simmons has had sex with thousands of women.

And we now see the results of 4 of those encounters LOL

As for the band.
Good for them.
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« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2006, 08:14:22 AM »
Gwar rip-off
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« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2006, 02:32:20 PM »
They're actually kinda fun to listen to.
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« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2006, 03:22:29 PM »
I have to admit that against all my principles I voted for Lordi. The best damn 50 cents I've ever spent. The whining has been priceless.
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« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2006, 03:45:09 PM »
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I have to admit that against all my principles I voted for Lordi. The best damn 50 cents I've ever spent. The whining has been priceless.
I did too, although I haven't liked the band before. But I'm glad I did vote them, it's been fun reading the whines in newspapers. :)
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Offline Gh0stFT

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« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2006, 05:40:50 PM »
it reminds me more of KISS then ABBA heh
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« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2006, 05:46:22 PM »
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Rumors even circulated that Lordi members were agents sent by President Vladimir V. Putin to destabilize Finland before a Russian coup — an explanation for their refusal to take off their freakish masks in public.



Ok so it is not just the finns  that post to this board that are insane. It is all of them.


Thanks for clearing that up for us krusher.


Gwar would kick these guys ass's though. :D
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Offline Maverick

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« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2006, 06:46:54 PM »
Which one is fishu?? This explains quite a lot about his posts.........

Next question is, which one is nilsen and his wife???:eek:  :O






















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« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2006, 07:31:28 PM »
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Gwar rip-off

Did they just rip off the look or did they rip off Gwar's suck too?
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« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2006, 08:34:53 PM »
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But there is little risk that anyone, Finnish or otherwise, will stare at Lordi's furry platform demon boots, he adds, noting that Lordi could embarrass Finland when it takes over the European Union presidency in July.


That says it all right there.
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« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2006, 08:40:46 PM »
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Did they just rip off the look or did they rip off Gwar's suck too?


The whole package it seems. 5 mintues into a Gwar show you are covered in fake blood and are deaf. Gwar had Chics though...

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« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2006, 09:55:16 PM »

Some one really needs to PhotoShop Nilsens face onto one of them...or scary yet all of them!!!!  *shivers*

Bet he hasn't seen this yet!

:rofl

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Offline Krusher

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« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2006, 10:33:38 PM »
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it reminds me more of KISS then ABBA heh


I was thinking more along the lines of the contest they were in. Prior winners included Abba and Celine Dion eckkk !


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"So members of the band Lordi expected a reaction when they beat a crooner of love ballads to represent Finland at the Eurovision song contest in Athens, the competition that was the springboard for Abba and Celine Dion."
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« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2006, 10:34:55 PM »
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The whole package it seems. 5 mintues into a Gwar show you are covered in fake blood and are deaf. Gwar had Chics though...




Man I know they are trying to be wicked or something , but all I can do when I see that picture is laugh :rofl
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