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Offline Maverick

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« on: October 18, 2000, 01:48:00 PM »
I'll start this on off.

What do you call 5000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.
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What do you call 5000 lawyers buried to their necks in sand?

A shortage of sand.
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What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

One is a cold blooded scum sucking slimey bottom feeder.---- The other is a fish.
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Why do sharks refrain from feeding on lawyers?

Even sharks have taste.


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« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2000, 01:52:00 PM »
The O.J. trial...........

sad part is, it isn't funny

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« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2000, 02:00:00 PM »
The O.J. trial...........

sad part is, it isn't funny

Eagler

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« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2000, 02:03:00 PM »
sry duplicate
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« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2000, 03:06:00 PM »
Mav, thought the one on the sharks was

because of professional courtesy  .

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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2000, 03:13:00 PM »
Did you hear they found Hitler alive and well in SOuth America?

Bad news is...they're going to have his trial in L.A.
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« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2000, 03:18:00 PM »
It has been discovered that lawyers are the larval stage of politicians...

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