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Offline Nilsen

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« on: April 30, 2006, 04:13:08 PM »
Im sitting here listening... full volume and nobody around and a bottle O scotch... perfect :)

heres the quiz:

Heard it from another room
Eyes were waking up just to fall asleep
Love’s like suicide
Dazed out in a garden bed
With a broken neck lays my broken gift
Just like suicide

And my last ditch
Was my last brick
Lent to finish her
Finish her

Bit down on the bullet now
I had a taste so sour
I had to think of something sweet
Love’s like suicide
Safe outside my gilded cage
With an ounce of pain
I wield a ton of rage
Just like suicide

With eyes of blood
And bitter blue
How I feel for you
I feel for you

She lived like a murder
How she’d fly so sweetly
She lived like a murder
But she died
Just like suicide
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« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2006, 04:48:52 PM »
K-billy's Super Sounds of the Seventies continues.

[....] by war and Billy don't be a hero by ....

And if you're the 12th caller, you'll win two tickets

To the Monster-Truck Extravaganza being held tonight at the

Carson fairgrounds, featuring Big Daddy Don Bodine's truck : the Bohemiath.

12th Caller wins on the station where the seventies survived.

K. - B. I. L. L. Y.
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« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2006, 04:50:50 PM »
MR. BROWN
What the **** was I talking about ?

MR. ORANGE
You said "True Blue" was about a guy, you said it's a girl who meets a nice guy
But "Like a Virgin" was a metaphor for big dicks.

MR. BROWN
Ok, let me tell ya what "Like a Virgin"'s about.
It's all about this cooze who's a regular **** machine.
I'm talking, morning, day,night, afternoon,
Dick, dick,dick, dick, dick,dick, dick, dick, dick.

MR. BLUE
How many dicks is that?

MR. WHITE
A lot.

MR. BROWN
Then one day she meets a John Holmes mother****er, and it's like, whoa baby.
I mean, this cat is like Charles Bronson in "The Great Escape." He's diggin tunnels.
Now she's gettin this serious dick action,
She's feelin something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain

JOE
Chew? Toby Chew? No.

MR. BROWN
It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt.
You know, her ***** should be Bubble-Yum by now.
But when this cat ****s her, it hurts. It hurts like it did the first time.
You see the pain is reminding a **** machine what is once like to be a virgin.
Hence, "Like a Virgin."
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« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2006, 05:06:50 PM »
I think lutefisk and norwegian alcohol dont go together.....   :p
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« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2006, 05:12:57 PM »
rofl....

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« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2006, 05:59:12 PM »
:D
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« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2006, 06:43:33 PM »
70's music....................eeew wwww
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« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2006, 10:48:09 PM »
70's is awesome! Nothing beats driving a PT boat or admiral of the CV fleet while the Village People's "In the Navy" plays in the background
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« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2006, 01:10:04 AM »
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70's music....................eeew wwww


what decade do you prefer then?

80s? :lol
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« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2006, 01:13:36 AM »
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Originally posted by Meatwad
I think lutefisk and norwegian alcohol dont go together.....   :p
OK, I had to clean my monitor off after that.:rofl
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« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2006, 01:21:02 AM »
soundgarden, and it ain't 70s :D
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« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2006, 01:21:57 AM »
Did somebody say 80's?

Wake me up before you go go,
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo.
Wake me up before you go go,
I don't wanna miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go go,
'Cause I'm not planning on going solo.
Wake me up before you go go,
Take me dancing tonite.
I wanna hit that high...
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« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2006, 01:29:33 AM »
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soundgarden, and it ain't 70s :D


soundgarden it is :)

no, thats not 70s, but ill give dmf some slack since he is a Milli Vanilli fan :)
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