"I'm kidding...why did college suck so bad for you? I had an amazing time...hell, I wish I was still there."
I don't drink, so the frequent drinking parties didn't appeal to me.
I already knew my wifey (we've known each other since we were kids), so sleeping around didn't appeal to me. Even if I didn't know her, sleeping around still wouldn't have appealed to me as it's morally degenerate.
I detest loudmouth annoying stupid kids in general, and campus was naturally full of them.
There are a myriad of additional reasons why I disliked those 4 years as well (I could easily go on for hours), but suffice it to say the social aspect of college life held utterly no redeeming value as far as I'm concerned. I look back on that time as a necessary hoop I had to jump through, but it certainly isn't something I'll ever recall fondly.
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