Two Nouveau Riche 'New Russians' , Sergei and Oleg, bump into each other in the street.
Sergei: "Look at my new tie, I just paid $300 dollars for it!"
Oleg shakes his head, scoffing: "That's nothing, back at home I have the exact same tie only I paid $500 for it!"
Sergei, ashamed, looks away. But out of the corner of his eye, he notices something: "Wow, I've never seen so many mouses... Can it be? Has Boris found yet another way to smuggle rubbing alcohol in through the Mongolian border."