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Offline Boroda

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« on: May 07, 2006, 11:17:27 AM »


Hmmm.... I thought I bought guinea pigs, not mice!....

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« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2006, 11:20:08 AM »
"Boy, that mouse trap really works!"

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« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2006, 11:24:43 AM »
Wondering about a mice infestation?
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

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« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2006, 11:25:33 AM »
"Of Mice and Men"
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« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2006, 12:25:49 PM »
"I need a bottle of Mice And Lice"
Democracy is two wolves deciding on what to eat. Freedom is a well armed sheep protesting the vote.
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« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2006, 05:57:58 PM »
That octopus PWNZ UT2004

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« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2006, 06:00:00 PM »
Im supposed to stick these where?
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« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2006, 06:16:59 PM »
Yesterday there were only two of them...

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« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2006, 06:27:31 PM »
"After pondering why all the mice are stuck together, Yuri comes to a startling realization..."
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« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2006, 08:41:45 PM »
"I wonder if Skuzzy knows about this?"
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« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2006, 09:29:49 PM »
In Russia, we overwelm the west's technology with simplicity ( and stupid cloths) and superior numbers. Every Russian computer will soon have 12 mousies
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« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2006, 11:11:36 PM »
The plumber on Starbase 6 realizes he must speak to the female android.

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« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2006, 06:31:12 AM »
Why do I need all theses foot pedals?

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« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2006, 04:32:27 PM »
Two Nouveau Riche 'New Russians' , Sergei and Oleg, bump into each other in the street.

Sergei: "Look at my new tie, I just paid $300 dollars for it!"

Oleg shakes his head, scoffing: "That's nothing, back at home I have the exact same tie only I paid $500 for it!"

Sergei, ashamed, looks away. But out of the corner of his eye, he notices something: "Wow, I've never seen so many mouses... Can it be? Has Boris found yet another way to smuggle rubbing alcohol in through the Mongolian border."

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« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2006, 06:02:41 PM »
"I hate pills."

"Good news!  They're suppositories!"
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