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Offline Hajo

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« Reply #15 on: May 10, 2006, 03:23:30 PM »
Hey Guys!  This won't fit in my crackpipe.  Order less next time.
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« Reply #16 on: May 10, 2006, 03:42:45 PM »
"Rock And Roll will never die."
Democracy is two wolves deciding on what to eat. Freedom is a well armed sheep protesting the vote.
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« Reply #17 on: May 10, 2006, 03:47:06 PM »
"Paper covers rock my oscar!"
Treize (pronounced 'trays')- because 'Treisprezece' is too long and even harder to pronounce.

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Re: Caption This 10.05.06
« Reply #18 on: May 10, 2006, 03:48:48 PM »
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Originally posted by xrtoronto


Earnie recalls telling his wife Martha never to put their pet rocks together, now the offspring is tearing up the house during house breaking.
DEFINITION OF A VETERAN
A Veteran - whether active duty, retired, national guard or reserve - is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including my life."
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« Reply #19 on: May 10, 2006, 04:20:48 PM »
Maxwell Smart voice "I missed her by that much."


i dont got enough perkies as it is and i like upen my lancs to kill 1 dang t 34 or wirble its fun droping 42 bombs

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« Reply #20 on: May 10, 2006, 04:36:00 PM »
Surprised nobody came up with this one yet......



ROCK DA HOUSE!
Death is no easy answer
For those who wish to know
Ask those who have been before you
What fate the future holds
It ain't pretty

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« Reply #21 on: May 10, 2006, 04:50:17 PM »
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Originally posted by xrtoronto


"Medusa Gets Tired At Overweight Couch Potato Husband"
**JOKER'S JOKERS**

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« Reply #22 on: May 10, 2006, 06:29:12 PM »
TONIGHT ON CBS---WHEN PET ROCKS ATTACK!

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« Reply #23 on: May 10, 2006, 06:33:08 PM »
Quote
first posted by The Temptations
Papa was a rollin' stone.
Wherever he laid his hat was his home.
And when he died,
All he left us was alone.
 
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« Reply #24 on: May 10, 2006, 07:41:45 PM »
Voss invented the interballistic catapult.

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« Reply #25 on: May 10, 2006, 07:49:02 PM »
Rock Cocaine at it's hardest.
"So live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart.
Trouble no one about their religion;
respect others in their view, and demand that they respect yours.
Love your life, perfect your life, beautify all things in your life." - Chief Tecumseh

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« Reply #26 on: May 10, 2006, 10:53:04 PM »
After finding that genie lamp, Jethro wished he never had to use Viagra again.

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Re: Caption This 10.05.06
« Reply #27 on: May 10, 2006, 11:24:09 PM »


"Experts still unable to determine how a 1983 teal blue LAY-Z Boy Love seat mysteriously appeared in Roy Skuzzy's living room.- October 5th, 2006"
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« Reply #28 on: May 10, 2006, 11:49:53 PM »
"guy on the right loses arm crossing contest"

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« Reply #29 on: May 11, 2006, 12:11:58 AM »
And Bob wins the silly hat contest with a stylish chunk of granite...