Boats are Better than Women...
You can share your boat with friends.
You can control the speed and time of arrival.
You can ride in a boat any time of the month.
You can have a beer while riding in your boat.
You can't get diseases from riding in other boats.
You can have a black boat and show it to your parents.
You don't have to take a shower before driving your boat.
Your boat never wants a night out alone with other boats.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy working on your boat.
You don't deal with priests or blood tests when registering your boat.
You can ride in your boat as much as you want and it won't get sore.
Your parents don't keep in touch with your old boats after you dump them.
If you say bad things to your boat, you don't have to apologize before you can ride again.
If your boat doesn't look good, you can paint it or buy new parts.
If your boat makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
If your boat smokes, you can do something about it.
If your boat is too loose, you can tighten it.
If you smoke, your boat doesn't care.
It is always okay to use tie-downs on your boat.
Boats don't whine unless something is really wrong.
Boats don't care how many other boats you have been in.
Boats don't care if you look at other boats or if you buy boat magazines.
Boats don't care how many other boats you have.
Boats don't insult you if you're a bad driver.
Boats always feel like going for a ride.
Boats don't care if you're late.
Boats curves never sag.
Boats last longer.
Boats never accidentally get pregnant.
