Author Topic: Our Pets, Best friends and Companions (Read 986 times)

Octavius · « **Reply #15 on:** May 12, 2006, 06:37:14 PM »

Haven't seen her for a few months since moving. Taylor is the most most intelligent dog I've ever known. Only thing seperating her from us is fur... and maybe thumbs. She's in great hands with my parents, but I can't wait to see her again.

icemaw · « **Reply #16 on:** May 12, 2006, 07:38:57 PM »

Old buddy of mine had this big green parrot BO. Flippin bird was a riot. He said hello to all the girls and asked them to show me your tits. He was allways dancing when ever music was playing. He loved bacon and eggs and you better make him a plate or he would fly over and land in yours and claim it as his own.

Oh my god when ever some guy was in the house that he didnt know he would climb up on top of his cage. Hold one foot up as if to say come pick me up and he would whistle and say pretty boy. Anyone foolish enough to fall for this would be treated to a chewed up ear.

But the funnest thing I have ever seen was one day BO was on the floor in the kitchen and the front door to the apartment was open. We were all kicking back drinking beer and watching football. Out of the corner of my eye I see a cat sneeking across the floor. I turn and look just as this cat bolts into the kitchen. BO is squawking the cat is howling we all jump up WTF!! The next thing we see is the cat warping out the front door with BO on its back tearing furr and flesh from the back of this poor cat. We all run to the door just as BO comes strutting back in bobbing his head back and forth covered with cat furr. OMG we was ROFL for hours after that.

Funny flippin bird.

Hangtime · « **Reply #17 on:** May 12, 2006, 08:43:18 PM »

NAME: FUZZBALL
AKA: FATSO, FATTY, FUZZ, ****ING GAWDAMNED POS CAT
BREED: DOMESTIC CURTAIN CLIMBER
AGE; 4 YEARS
GENDER; SLUT, CORKED

RECORD; 3 COUCHES MAIMED, DOG ASSAULT & BATTERY - CHARGES LATER DROPPED, INDECENT DOUBLE JOINTED LICKING OF PRIVATE PARTS IN PRESENCE OF GUESTS, UNREASONABLE DEFECATION VOLUME, INCESSANT CATBOX REARRANGEMENT.

SENTENCE: DEATH, SUSPENDED; CURRENTLY ON PERMANANT PROBATION

NAME; 'ROXANNE OF THE MANOR'
AKA: ROXIE
BREED; WESTHIGHLAND WHITE TERRIER (WESTIE)
AGE: 14 YEARS
GENDER; BEYATCH

RECORD; 122 SQUIRRELS HARRASED, 0 CAPTURES. MULTIPLE ATTEMPTED CAT ASSAULTS; NO CHARGES FILED. ASSAULTED DOBERMAN. DOBERMAN BOLTED. RESTRAINING ORDERS PENDING. MULTIPLE ASSAULTS ON HUMANS WITH A COLD WET NOSE. CHARGES DROPPED. OCCASIONAL PIDDLES ON CARPET. CAT IMPLICATED. NO CHARGES FILED. AGGRAVATED ASSAULT ON DAUGHTERS DRUG STASH. MEDAL AWARDED FOR CONSPICUOUS VALOR IN FACE OF DAUGHTERS PANICKED TIRADE.

PENDING: RESTRAINING ORDER GRANTED SQUIRRELS AND DOBERMAN. LIFETIME COUCH AND BED PRIVLEDGES AWARDED FOR VALOUR.

Mr Big · « **Reply #18 on:** May 12, 2006, 08:49:08 PM »

xtoronto, nice bird. I always have been amazed at the intelligence and personality of some of these birds and have always wanted one, but have never been willing to put the time into it.

Here's the sweet chow, Audry
She bit my face off last year.

This is Furball ( not the Brit kind)

She's about 11 years old. She won't let anyone approach her or hold her, other than me.

aztec · « **Reply #19 on:** May 12, 2006, 08:50:58 PM »

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Originally posted by M36

Copper, had him since he was a puppy. Pointing a Quail at my house.

Another one,

Jim

As soon as I get a picture of the Jack Russell we rescued at Rocky Point, Ill post that one.

Jim

Beautiful dog, have admired Brits for some time now. Maybe someday.

aztec · « **Reply #20 on:** May 12, 2006, 08:55:25 PM »

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Originally posted by Hangtime

NAME: FUZZBALL
AKA: FATSO, FATTY, FUZZ, ****ING GAWDAMNED POS CAT
BREED: DOMESTIC CURTAIN CLIMBER
AGE; 4 YEARS
GENDER; SLUT, CORKED

RECORD; 3 COUCHES MAIMED, DOG ASSAULT & BATTERY - CHARGES LATER DROPPED, INDECENT DOUBLE JOINTED LICKING OF PRIVATE PARTS IN PRESENCE OF GUESTS, UNREASONABLE DEFECATION VOLUME, INCESSANT CATBOX REARRANGEMENT.

SENTENCE: DEATH, SUSPENDED; CURRENTLY ON PERMANANT PROBATION

NAME; 'ROXANNE OF THE MANOR'
AKA: ROXIE
BREED; WESTHIGHLAND WHITE TERRIER (WESTIE)
AGE: 14 YEARS
GENDER; BEYATCH

RECORD; 122 SQUIRRELS HARRASED, 0 CAPTURES. MULTIPLE ATTEMPTED CAT ASSAULTS; NO CHARGES FILED. ASSAULTED DOBERMAN. DOBERMAN BOLTED. RESTRAINING ORDERS PENDING. MULTIPLE ASSAULTS ON HUMANS WITH A COLD WET NOSE. CHARGES DROPPED. OCCASIONAL PIDDLES ON CARPET. CAT IMPLICATED. NO CHARGES FILED. AGGRAVATED ASSAULT ON DAUGHTERS DRUG STASH. MEDAL AWARDED FOR CONSPICUOUS VALOR IN FACE OF DAUGHTERS PANICKED TIRADE.

PENDING: RESTRAINING ORDER GRANTED SQUIRRELS AND DOBERMAN. LIFETIME COUCH AND BED PRIVLEDGES AWARDED FOR VALOUR. [/B]

Toad · « **Reply #21 on:** May 12, 2006, 09:57:39 PM »

Chief and Kate; working dogs that enjoy their work.

Emma, whelp of that pair. I expect great things given her genetics.

I've got a chocolate too... Bonnie is one now but the pic I have on the web is one taken about the same age as Emma is now, 16 weeks.

Mr Big · « **Reply #22 on:** May 12, 2006, 10:03:25 PM »

Nice, Toad. I'd bet none of them ever bit your face of too.

M36 · « **Reply #23 on:** May 12, 2006, 10:16:29 PM »

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Beautiful dog, have admired Brits for some time now. Maybe someday.

Thank you Aztec. They are a very good breed. You will get a lot of enjoyment from yours some day.

Jim

SLCR · « **Reply #24 on:** May 13, 2006, 12:12:09 AM »

Gotta love the labs:

Riley 3yrs

Porter 2yrs

Hawklore · « **Reply #25 on:** May 13, 2006, 06:29:33 AM »

Kwai.

Started working at an Animal Hospital, she had been stuck there for 4 weeks, because her owner kept tripping over her and breaking her hip.

I took her home for some excersise, she's only been back to work for checkups and wound repairs.

Been almost a year now working at the animal hospital one more 11 mos of me and her being together.

We look forward to having children some day...

Her first ever photo with me.

Gh0stFT · « **Reply #26 on:** May 13, 2006, 09:15:02 AM »

Joschy

Joschy, Nemo and Carlo

Group Picture: Nemo, Carlo and Joschy hehe

LLv34 Jarsci · « **Reply #27 on:** May 13, 2006, 09:36:13 AM »

Nice pics!

Hawklore: that pic with hat on is outstanding..

Hangtime: tell the whole story about the stash , I found that part pretty amusing!

(no doubt your daughter won´t)

Mini D · « **Reply #28 on:** May 13, 2006, 10:09:10 AM »

Our Welsh Corgie (2 1/2 years old):

lasersailor184 · « **Reply #29 on:** May 13, 2006, 11:17:52 AM »

This is Newton. We got him from our other cat, he was the tiniest little thing. Now he is the largest cat I've ever seen. The odd thing is that there isn't an ounce of fat on him.