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Offline Morpheus

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It we get rain in the MA
« on: May 15, 2006, 09:02:26 AM »
The Jeep needs a top.
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« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2006, 10:30:57 AM »
They dont need a top

In fact there should be a cargo you can choose of a bar of soap. That way the players that live in their parents basement that play 20 hours a day can take a bath and play the game at the same time
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Offline 68DevilM

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« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2006, 12:12:56 PM »
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The Jeep needs a top.


if we get rain, we get winsheild wipers i hope
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« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2006, 12:39:14 PM »
How about some paddles? :rofl :O
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« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2006, 12:41:42 PM »
I saw a video of a jeep converted into a boat and paddled across a river.  I think it only took 30 minutes to waterproof the jeep.
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Offline Martyn

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« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2006, 01:16:17 PM »
If it rains would the tanks get stuck in the mud and need pulling out?
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« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2006, 01:20:52 PM »
Would visibility drop?
Would GV drivers shake from the cold?
Would it be easier to skid and slide?
Would we have rock falls on top of jeeps and M3s?
Would the .50 cals steam when they fire?
Can we splash in the puddles like Winnie the Pooh?
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Offline 68DevilM

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« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2006, 01:39:00 PM »
can we hide under water falls
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Offline Martyn

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« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2006, 01:40:48 PM »
Would our uniforms squish?
Do we need to download more sound effects?
Would dry socks be perked?
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« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2006, 01:45:40 PM »
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Would dry socks be perked?



:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Offline Reschke

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It we get rain in the MA
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2006, 04:40:19 PM »
Could I get a covered walkway to my aircraft so I don't have to get all wet and cold on a long bomber cover mission deep into the heart of the enemy?

Can I get a nice, beautiful, tanned and sexy redhead to keep me warm on those wet, cold nights or any night for that matter....wait scratch that I have one already...:D :aok
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« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2006, 02:45:33 AM »
I have one too - but she reckon's she's too highly perked for me.

Will the hangars be leaky and need fixing?
Will the fuel get water contaminated and lead to loss of performance?
Will pilots catch colds and sneeze and then have to wipe the inside of the cockpit?
Will I ever just shut up?
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« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2006, 03:58:15 AM »
i'm only happy when it rains.
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Offline 68DevilM

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« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2006, 08:19:05 AM »
luv the avatar superdud......you feiry
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Offline Reschke

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« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2006, 12:38:44 PM »
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I have one too - but she reckon's she's too highly perked for me.
 


Yep I know the feeling. We have a saying over here for American football..."You out kicked your coverage!" Meaning you went far above where you rightfully should have when you got that woman.
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