Author Topic: Florida Gators Kill 3 Women (Read 1170 times)

Shuckins · « **on:** May 15, 2006, 10:36:09 PM »

Although only 17 slayings of humans by alligators have occurred in Florida in the last 58 years, there have been 3 within the last week.

Full story here:

www.9news.com/world/

Yeager · « **Reply #1 on:** May 15, 2006, 10:40:20 PM »

somehow I suspect global warming is the culpret

In any event..... when in gator country, stay skippy anywhere around water.

Hangtime · « **Reply #2 on:** May 15, 2006, 10:43:53 PM »

those women seem to have had very poor fieldcraft skills.

...or were trying to get a new bag, belt and pumps at the factory outlet 'store'.

midnight Target · « **Reply #3 on:** May 15, 2006, 10:50:57 PM »

Were they carrying bells and pepper spray?

Hangtime · « **Reply #4 on:** May 15, 2006, 10:58:20 PM »

one of the gators coughed up part of a shopping list

starbucks
jungle demon perfume
alligator shoes

Pooh21 · « **Reply #5 on:** May 15, 2006, 11:05:21 PM »

the first one said she was feeling depressed. Suicide by Gator is an odd way to go.

Hangtime · « **Reply #6 on:** May 15, 2006, 11:06:27 PM »

heluva way to lose weight.

FiLtH · « **Reply #7 on:** May 15, 2006, 11:06:27 PM »

"On Saturday, wildlife officers captured an 9-foot, 6-inch alligator in Sunrise that they believe fatally attacked Yovy Suarez Jimenez while she was out jogging. "

Jogging? Huh?

I can see it now..."Theres no way we are closing the canals! Are you crazy? This is CanalFest Week! Its the busiest time of the year!"

lasersailor184 · « **Reply #8 on:** May 15, 2006, 11:18:51 PM »

And you guys criticized me when I cheered for the death of another great predator on another thread.

Just remember this. It is only the best of the Human race that is at the top of the food chain. 98% of the human race are at the bottom.

Grab an average person, put them in a ring with a gator and a knife. Who will come out ontop?

Pooh21 · « **Reply #9 on:** May 15, 2006, 11:23:55 PM »

I wonder what goes through ones head when you see a few off your limbs go down a carnivorous reptiles gullet 6 ft away.

xrtoronto · « **Reply #10 on:** May 15, 2006, 11:34:21 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by Pooh21
I wonder what goes through ones head when you see a few off your limbs go down a carnivorous reptiles gullet 6 ft away.

"Gee..I hope that grows back"

storch · « **Reply #11 on:** May 15, 2006, 11:49:40 PM »

it's all boosh's fault

Octavius · « **Reply #12 on:** May 15, 2006, 11:57:45 PM »

Dunedin eh? I ride the pinellas trail through dunedin... it's hard not to see gators now. May is the beginning of an aggressive mating season, and I've read bigger males can travel pretty far into new areas.

This is a small one taken two weeks ago, maybe 4-5 miles from Dunedin:

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #13 on:** May 16, 2006, 12:15:30 AM »

worst state EVAR

Glasses · « **Reply #14 on:** May 16, 2006, 12:19:16 AM »

This thread needs more Paul Hogan

Author Topic: Florida Gators Kill 3 Women (Read 1170 times)

storch