"You danged kids CUT THAT OUT! I paid good money for that stupid dog & that stupid camera!"
or
"In a fit of rage Bob flung his sons puppy down the hallway after discovering it had chewed through the phone line while he was going to the bathroom, thus ending his marathon Lancaster flight all the way around the edge of the Trinity map in an attempt to reach the enemy HQ. There goes $275 & 4 hours of his life he will never get back."