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Offline NATEDOG

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‘Excuse Me Officer, Can I Buy Some Drugs?’
« on: October 24, 2001, 03:46:00 PM »
I've heard of people doing some pretty stupid things, but this guy.........  :rolleyes:

'Excuse me officer, can I buy a clue?'

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‘Excuse Me Officer, Can I Buy Some Drugs?’
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2001, 03:53:00 PM »
So one of the FDBs is up in Indiana.

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« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2001, 04:26:00 PM »
Doesn't Rocket live in Indiana?

I thought the story about the two pastors robbing a bank was a tad bit better.

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« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2001, 04:33:00 PM »
here are a couple other nuggets:

In August, Passaic County (N.J.) prosecutors filed a forfeiture action against the Craftsman turbo twin-cylinder riding lawn mower belonging to Carmin Ezzo, 45, who is crippled (spinal meningitis) and allegedly uses it for mobility when he feels the need to get out and flash neighborhood women (and, in the latest case, to attempt to flee police after flashing). According to police, Ezzo also has a home-based scheme, too (except that few fall for it anymore), of eliciting sympathy from women by pretending to be injured, and when a woman comes in to help him, he is nude. [The Record (Hackensack), 8-21-01]

Aug. 30 was a remarkable day at the Baltimore Police Department personnel office. Edwin V. Gaynor, 21, was filling out an application to join the force when he came to the standard question of whether he'd ever committed a crime. Gaynor decided to be candid: Well, yes, he had, and he went into detail about a carjacking and two robberies in Texas. The answer drew the notice of detectives down the hall, who questioned Gaynor, got intimate details of the crimes, called police in Texas, found out that the carjacking was unsolved, found that Gaynor's details matched the crime's details, got a search warrant for Gaynor's home, found lots of relevant evidence, and executed the Texas arrest warrant. Said Gaynor's mom, "He always wanted to be (a cop)." [Baltimore Sun, 8-31-01]

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« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2001, 04:41:00 PM »
A guy had been buying beer from a local mom and pop store frequently over a 3 year period.  One day, while in buying more beer, he noticed a "help wanted" sign and applied. He requested an aplication and filled it out truthfully.  He was quite suprised when at the store owners reaction when the "age:" box said "19".

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« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2001, 04:49:00 PM »
Kratzer, Things lkike that actually happen! My last assignment on the Department was as a Background Investigator for Police Applicants. I had occasion to arrest 2 of them.

1. Guy showed up for a verbal interview with 3 Officers / Sergeants interviewing him. On reviewing the application I saw an entry that led me to think he had a warrant for his arrest. I had him wait in the lobby and got the warrant from Records. It was a valid warrant and was him. I got him took him upstairs and out into the interior parking lot where another officer awaited to transport him to jail. As he was cuffed and placed into the car he asked me if this meant he couldn't be a cop.....

2.

Applicant had 2 spellings of his own name on the application. This was bad enough but then I saw he had given some "interesting" details about his abreviated military history and his lack of discharge. Upon checking I found his last state of residence had a report of him defrauding a bank of funds. He also lied about his drunk driving arrest and conviction, his lack of a divorce and a few other items. Before I could read him his rights in an interview the Sgt. told him he wasn't the type of person we were looking for and told him to leave. I almost strangled the Sgt. right there!

A couple months later the Detective from "back East" called me and said they had a valid warrant with extradition, coul;d I locate this guy again???? I did and we set up a sting.

A female Officer called him and told him we REALLY needed new cops and if he would come in, tell ALL in his application we would consider hiring him. He had to bring in I.D. so we could make sure it was him.

A day later he called us and made an apointment. He walked in, sat down, and was handcufffed by me. He spent a few days in jail awaiting extradition. Nope we didn't keep his application.   :D It was the only time we made a felony arrest in the background section.

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« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2001, 08:24:00 PM »
hehe

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« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2001, 11:21:00 PM »
Mav...saw a lot of similar stuff when I was sitting on oral boards the last two years. What the hell...if it wasn't for stupid crooks, we'd be out of work...

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