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Offline capt. apathy

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« on: May 23, 2006, 12:34:11 PM »
Kansas City, MO (AP) –

A seven year old boy was at the center of a Kansas City courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in
 keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he
 adamantly refused to live with her.
 
 When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a
 way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
 
 After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Kansas City
 Royals, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

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« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2006, 12:51:50 PM »
:rofl :rofl :O

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« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2006, 01:13:04 PM »
Ouch!

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« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2006, 04:46:41 PM »
:rofl

That's just too funny...

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« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2006, 09:49:37 PM »
The bad part is we just approved some damn tax increase to pay for repairs and upgrades to thier stadium. Royals better be glad the Chiefs are here because if it wasn't for them the Royals would of never received a dime. The piece of crap owner won't spend any money on a real team but thinks the tax payers should fork over more for the stadium of a losing team.  :rolleyes: