Author Topic: Best Tongue Twisters (Read 674 times)

Saintaw · « **Reply #15 on:** May 24, 2006, 03:50:24 AM »

Argh Baty... me eyes!!!

Si six scies scient six cigares, six cent scies scient six cent cigares!

deSelys · « **Reply #16 on:** May 24, 2006, 03:52:18 AM »

In french:

Je mouille mes coudes, mes coudes mouillent, est-ce que je mouille mes coudes

If you know a bit of common french slang, you'll quickly see the danger of a tongue slippage

moot · « **Reply #17 on:** May 24, 2006, 04:38:27 AM »

moot · « **Reply #18 on:** May 24, 2006, 04:42:33 AM »

Un chasseur sachant chasser chassait sans son chien de sache.

Ned Nott was shot
and Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott
than Nott.
Some say Nott
was not shot.
But Shott says
he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott
was not shot,
or
Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott,
Nott was shot.
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,
then Shott was shot,
not Nott.
However,
the shot Shott shot shot not Shott --
but Nott.

deSelys · « **Reply #19 on:** May 24, 2006, 05:18:58 AM »

Moot, that thing caused my brain to make a memory violation error, damn you!

deSelys · « **Reply #20 on:** May 24, 2006, 05:22:47 AM »

Quote

Originally posted by moot
Un chasseur sachant chasser chassait sans son chien de sache.

ROFLMAO Moot, you succeeded to mistype it! Now this is classic

it's 'Un chasseur sachant chasser chassait sans son chien de CHASSE'

SirLoin · « **Reply #21 on:** May 24, 2006, 05:24:13 AM »

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

beet1e · « **Reply #22 on:** May 24, 2006, 05:34:29 AM »

An interesting score line in the Scottish football league: East Fife 4, Forfar 5.

Saintaw · « **Reply #23 on:** May 24, 2006, 06:36:13 AM »

Quote

Originally posted by deSelys
ROFLMAO Moot, you succeeded to mistype it! Now this is classic

it's 'Un chasseur sachant chasser chassait sans son chien de CHASSE'

Wrong, it's

"Un chasseur sachant chasser sans son chien de chasse est un bon chasseur".

deSelys · « **Reply #24 on:** May 24, 2006, 06:46:13 AM »

In France maybe, but in Belgium it's like I said

Saintaw · « **Reply #25 on:** May 24, 2006, 07:14:55 AM »

WAAAAAH WAAAHHHH!!! Skuzzy give us a #rule7 please!!! Damn foreigners!

FiLtH · « **Reply #26 on:** May 24, 2006, 07:26:33 AM »

LOL Beef!

Airscrew · « **Reply #27 on:** May 24, 2006, 08:18:10 AM »

It was the middle of the night, the sun was bright,
the two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other, drew thier swords and shot each other.
The deaf policeman heard the noise and came and killed the two dead boys.
If you dont believe this lie is true, just ask the blindman, he saw it too

moot · « **Reply #28 on:** May 24, 2006, 10:05:50 AM »

No thit, deThelyth?

Kaw1000 · « **Reply #29 on:** May 24, 2006, 12:03:41 PM »

Around the rough and rugget rock the raget rasscal ran!!

Tommy atitamis took two tees tied them around to tall trees!!

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