Author Topic: best blond joke ever!! (Read 910 times)

Kaw1000 · « **on:** May 25, 2006, 12:50:13 PM »

THE BEST BLOND JOKE EVER

A blonde, a brunette & a redhead show up for the same job interview. The brunette is the first one to go in & after filling out the forms & going through the questions, the interviewer decides to ask her a last question, "How many D's are there in ¡¥INDIANA JONES¡¦?"

The brunette thinks for a second & responds, "One."

The interviewer sends her back with a promise that he'll get back to her after he had interviewed the remaining candidates.

The redhead is next. The process goes about the same & at the end, "How many D's are there in ¡¥INDIANA JONES¡¦?"

She immediately says, "One"

The interviewer says, "OK, we'll let you know."

Then the blonde comes into the room, goes through the questions & finally gets asked, "How many D's are there in ¡¥INDIANA JONES¡¦?"

She gets a very serious look on her face & starts counting her fingers, muttering, "2, 4, 6¡K hmmm ¡V wait¡K 2, 4, 6¡K Can I borrow your calculator please?"

After going through 15 minutes of intense calculating, she finally comes up with the answer, "Thirty two!"

The interviewer is stunned & asks her, "OK, now tell me, how the hell did you arrive at this answer?"

To hear her response to the question: "How many D's are in ¡¥Indiana Jones¡¦?"¡K Double click this „»

Hangtime · « **Reply #1 on:** May 25, 2006, 12:53:03 PM »

NattyIced · « **Reply #2 on:** May 25, 2006, 12:54:38 PM »

See Rule #7

Airscrew · « **Reply #3 on:** May 25, 2006, 01:02:52 PM »

I think I'll just wait for the movie

icemaw · « **Reply #4 on:** May 25, 2006, 01:04:56 PM »

CLICK ON WHAT?

SirLoin · « **Reply #5 on:** May 25, 2006, 01:09:05 PM »

What do u call a blond standing on her head?

A brunette with bad breath.

SFRT - Frenchy · « **Reply #6 on:** May 25, 2006, 01:16:07 PM »

I'm guessing u are supposed to click and see 32 "D size" boobies shot from the actresses who played in the trilogy?

Mustaine · « **Reply #7 on:** May 25, 2006, 01:26:50 PM »

for those going WTF?!?!

the "click here" was an email going around a long time ago...

clicking there made a blonde chick's voice start humming the Indiana Jones theme "Duh Duh Duh Duh.... Duh Duh Duh.... Duh duh duh duh... duh duh duh duh duh..... so on"

StarOfAfrica2 · « **Reply #8 on:** May 25, 2006, 01:51:04 PM »

Well. That was rather a letdown. After the hype from the title and all.

xrtoronto · « **Reply #9 on:** May 25, 2006, 02:27:48 PM »

Q: What do you call a dead blonde under the front porch?

A: Winner of last years Hide and Seek!

Curval · « **Reply #10 on:** May 25, 2006, 02:31:19 PM »

I just don't get it at all. Got to be the worst blonde joke EVAR!

ChickenHawk · « **Reply #11 on:** May 25, 2006, 03:02:55 PM »

Yep, that was a real knee slapper.

deSelys · « **Reply #12 on:** May 25, 2006, 05:05:15 PM »

At least, we know that Kaw is a REAL blonde!

dmf · « **Reply #13 on:** May 25, 2006, 05:21:02 PM »

You should take that joke on American Idol, I love to watch the look on Simons face when he thionks something is really bad

lukster · « **Reply #14 on:** May 25, 2006, 05:59:45 PM »

So this young blonde woman is going door to door looking for work. A man answers his door and tells the woman she can paint his porch and that the paint is the garage. An hour passes and the woman is back at the door. "Done so quick?" the man asks. "Yep" she says, "There was plenty of paint so I even painted the seats and steering wheel".