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Offline Maverick

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« on: May 25, 2006, 04:53:30 PM »
The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic mist
machine to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on,
you hear the sound of a  thunderstorm.
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When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle.
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So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle.


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« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2006, 04:54:36 PM »
ROFL!
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« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2006, 05:13:15 PM »
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

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« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2006, 05:39:03 PM »
:noid

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« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2006, 11:54:34 PM »
LMAO!!!

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« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2006, 01:45:56 AM »
Do the sell condoms and tampons?

:huh

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« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2006, 08:58:52 AM »
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Originally posted by AWMac
Do the sell condoms and tampons?

:huh

Mac

Mac, I think that isle has a sign,  "Must be 18 years or older to enter"

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« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2006, 10:00:37 AM »
Its hell getting old ...the other day I put my shirt on a button fell off
I get a cup of coffee the handle falls off the mug......Im afraid to go the the bath room!!!....Rodney Dangerfield!!
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