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Offline Gunslinger

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« on: May 28, 2006, 10:01:49 AM »
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Chris Simcox, President of the Minuteman Civil Defense Corps (“MCDC”), today announced plans by the MCDC to work with local Arizona land owners to build border security fencing on private land along the border with Mexico.
At present, six private land owners have partnered with the Minutemen for the commencement of construction of border fencing on their land. Surveillance cameras on the fencing will be monitored via computer by registered Minutemen across the country. We have chosen a fence design that is based on the Israeli fences in Gaza and on the West Bank that have cut terrorist attacks there by 95% or more. In order to be effective, a fence should not be easy to compromise by climbing over it with a ladder, cutting through it with wire cutters, ramming it with a vehicle, or tunneling under it undetected. No fence can be a 100% impenetrable barrier—but a good design will be time-consuming enough to get through that Border Patrol agents can be alerted to get to a point of attempted intrusion before the intrusion can be completed. We thank Colin Hanna and We Need A Fence.com for the design concept.

Simcox says those involved in the planning hope to keep costs near $150 per foot.

Two construction companies to date have offered to inaugurate groundbreaking, coordinate volunteer construction crews and donate the use of the necessary heavy construction equipment.

The groundbreaking will begin in Arizona on Memorial Day weekend, unless in the interim President Bush deploys National Guard and reserve troops to immediately secure the out-of-control southern border.

The fencing will be built with privately donated funds, engineering and labor and will be used as an example to educate the public about the feasibility and efficacy of fencing to secure America’s borders from illegal incursion by aliens and international criminal cartels. A non-profit organization dedicated specifically to this purpose will facilitate and administer donations for construction of the fence. Monetary and in-kind contributions for this effort will go directly into building materials for this private, volunteer fencing project. http://www.minutemanborderfence.com/

“President Bush once said he would not wait on events to act to protect our country. He has been president for over five years, and still he has not acted to secure our territorial frontier, even as his administration admits the United States government does not have operational control of our borders.
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« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2006, 03:42:40 PM »
Just wait til the libs get a hold of this one.LOL
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« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2006, 04:52:42 PM »
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“President Bush once said he would not wait on events to act to protect our country. He has been president for over five years, and still he has not acted to secure our territorial frontier, even as his administration admits the United States government does not have operational control of our borders.


How dare you make fun of President Bush! President Bush is a man among men, he saved our country when Iraq invaded us.  When the things got tough he single handledly flew his airplane onto the aircraft carrier and bombed the Iraqis and he did so good that the war was over.  So maybe you might be mad at President Bush but he is my friend and I think maybe we should make friends with the mexicans too cause they are hard workers and they build houses and make a fine cheese dip.
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« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2006, 05:16:02 PM »
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Originally posted by AquaShrimp
How dare you make fun of President Bush! President Bush is a man among men, he saved our country when Iraq invaded us.  When the things got tough he single handledly flew his airplane onto the aircraft carrier and bombed the Iraqis and he did so good that the war was over.  So maybe you might be mad at President Bush but he is my friend and I think maybe we should make friends with the mexicans too cause they are hard workers and they build houses and make a fine cheese dip.


You'll find that most conservatives give president Bush low marks on two issues

1.  Border security/immigration
2.  Fiscal spending
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« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2006, 09:51:14 PM »
Two questions. and 1 suggestion

1 how much territory does the 6 landowners property cover along the border?

2 will the fence be electrified? ( I figger 40,000 volts should about do it)


suggestion.

Inasmuch as the USA isnt a partner in the anti land mine treaty.

Riddle the area in front of the fences with AP mines some bouncing betties (aint designed to kill ya. just castrate ya) and maybe a couple tiger pits

Though I still think the best option is simply to make Mexico state # 51
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« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2006, 09:58:08 PM »
1.  Dig a big ditch along the U.S./Mexico border.
2.  Use dirt from the ditch to raise New Orleans above sea level.
3.  Find and capture all the loose alligators that have been terrorizing the Gulf Coast states and put them in the ditch.

Problem solved.
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« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2006, 10:03:03 PM »
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« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2006, 10:05:01 PM »
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Originally posted by DiabloTX
1.  Dig a big ditch along the U.S./Mexico border.
2.  Use dirt from the ditch to raise New Orleans above sea level.
3.  Find and capture all the loose alligators that have been terrorizing the Gulf Coast states and put them in the ditch.

Problem solved.


do alligators even like mexican food?
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« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2006, 10:06:40 PM »
Who the hell doesn't like mexican food???????????
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« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2006, 10:12:14 PM »
mexicans?
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« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2006, 11:58:14 PM »
they like the food, but hate the restaurant
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« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2006, 12:48:10 AM »
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they like the food, but hate the restaurant


Actually Thats how I know if a mexican resturant is any good or not.
Byt the amount of Mexicans I see eating there.

(Never saw a mexican at a Chi Chi's)

there are a couple places by me.

One I find the food rather bland and really not very good. Never see any mexicans in there eating either.

The other opened up and the moment I walked inside I knew it was gonna be good.

Bout 2/3 of the customers there were mexicans.

I was not dissapointed
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« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2006, 03:22:23 AM »
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Originally posted by DiabloTX
1.  Dig a big ditch along the U.S./Mexico border.
2.  Use dirt from the ditch to raise New Orleans above sea level.
3.  Find and capture all the loose alligators that have been terrorizing the Gulf Coast states and put them in the ditch.

Problem solved.


sharks with frikkin lazers are superior to alligators, everyone knows that.
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« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2006, 04:12:45 AM »
Yeah, brilliant, another pork-filled military contract to develop shark-compatible friggin' laser guns.  As if we aren't already in debt enough!  Stupid Aussie.
























err, oops.  :D
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« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2006, 12:15:58 PM »
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Actually Thats how I know if a mexican resturant is any good or not.
Byt the amount of Mexicans I see eating there.

(Never saw a mexican at a Chi Chi's)

there are a couple places by me.

One I find the food rather bland and really not very good. Never see any mexicans in there eating either.

The other opened up and the moment I walked inside I knew it was gonna be good.

Bout 2/3 of the customers there were mexicans.

I was not dissapointed


works for other italians, chinese, etc. also, but dont try to apply this idea to strip clubs
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