Sitrep, Week 1 Bring the Jug to AH Campaign

[Crapgame]

Well it was a little over a week ago that I called for a campaign to bring the "Greatest Warbird of the 20th Century", most produced American fighter of the war to Aces High. Naturally I speak of the humble P47 Thunderbolt. I thought a sitrep for those Jugoons out there might be in order.

In the first week of the campaign we have accomplished the following:

Gathered support for campaign from several devotees and even a couple Luftwaffles.

Compiled mailing list of Supermodels and actresses with known P47 sympathies. (Chicks dig the Jug.)

Reviewed plans submitted by Westy to bombard HTC with Pizzas to be followed by a ground assault element of HK MP5 toting swimsuit models. (Plan shelved until loyalties of the swimsuit models are authenticated.

Examined potential office space to become campaign headquarters. (Office space rejected when it was discovered to be next door to the Gore2000 Campaign Headquaters)

Began stockpiling beer and scotch in the event a large bribe becomes the only viable alternative.

This next week will be busy as there are numerous models and actresses who need to be interviewed for potential TV and magazine spots. Also will continue hunting for office space and reviewing submissions for campaign buttons and bumper stickers. All ideas entertained at this time and any support gratefully appreciated. Let's bring this bird to the game. Who in gawd's name really wants to see a Pfiel???
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Crapgame
62nd F.S.
56th F.G. "Zemke's Wolfpack"

[weazel]

 

Who in gawd's name really wants to see a Pfiel???

  I DO !!!!!!!!!!!  

[Saintaw]

 

Originally posted by Crapgame:
This next week will be busy as there are numerous models and actresses who need to be interviewed for potential TV and magazine spots.

Interviewing is my second Job ! I will take care of that part ! <pushes others away violently>

Saw

[wells]

Mmmm,  Jug....

[Koed]

Jugs are good Jugs are fine as long as there's a lot of beer in mine.

[Westy]

  JUG !!  JUG !!  JUG!!!!

 

[mason22]

somebody say jugs? this one is equiped with a heiny dispenser!

oh, and retractable wings!!

   

and NO its not overmodelled   !


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[Mighty1]

The only Jugs I wanna see are the ones at Hooters.  


By the way how does she keep that black bar on her chest?
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Mighty1
The New Baby Harp Seals

"Come try to club THIS Seal"

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[StSanta]

LOL mason22, can you say Implants?

Thought you could.  



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II/JG2

[JENG]

Hehehehe well don't think there is a person stupid enough to want inplants like that... they look mighty uncomfortable... I mean try runnin with those   No sportsbra's that size either I can imagine  

BEE

[Pollock]

I am all for the JUG it is also my favorite.
I just wonder how it will hold up to the vast majority of cannon boats out there. I believe it had 6 50 cals but if I can remember it was a very tough plane that could take alot of hits. This may help even things out.  I am sure someone will correct me If I am wrong and welcome constructive feedback on the jug.

[Crapgame]

Pollock,

The Jug carried 8x.50s and it was generally considered to be heavily armed. Not to mention the incredible ordnance loadouts which made it such an outstanding ground attack aircraft. True the Jug's toughness was legendary, (something which seems to be overlooked in another online sim-brand) but the real attributes of the Jug should avail it well in Aces High. Superior hi-altitude performance, great roll rate, hi speed and ability to outdive anything in the air. The trick to the Jug is to stay hi, make diving attacks, use your roll rate and zoom ability and most of all, NEVER turn!!!


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2nd Lt. Crapgame
62nd F.S.
56th F.G. "Zemke's Wolfpack"

[Hristo]

 

Originally posted by Crapgame:

...ability to outdive anything in the air...

Anything ? You sure ?


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JG2 "Richthofen"

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[Westy]

Well, of course it can't out dive a wingless 190 or 109 silly!

 -Westy

[Citabria]

the P-47 had dive flaps on later models for the same reason the p-38 did.

that and its a big brick so it's cool