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Offline Maverick

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« on: May 29, 2006, 01:16:39 PM »
Do you know what happened this week back in 1850 in California?

California became a state.
The State had no electricity.
The State had no money.
Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
And there were gunfights in the streets.

So basically, it was just like California today except the women had real breasts and the men didn't hold hands.
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« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2006, 01:27:25 PM »
:rofl
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
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« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2006, 03:14:39 PM »
:rofl

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« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2006, 03:17:23 PM »
if you dont like it , dont come

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« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2006, 06:08:24 PM »
And I'm movin' out there... o.O

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« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2006, 06:35:10 PM »
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Originally posted by ramzey
if you dont like it , dont come


lol

Ramsey..clearly you have been there too long.  Hell, you are beginning to sound like Jackal...maybe you should move to the huge frikken state of Texas?
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« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2006, 02:37:04 AM »
See Rule #2,#5
« Last Edit: May 30, 2006, 07:34:37 AM by Skuzzy »

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« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2006, 07:04:05 AM »
See Rule #4
« Last Edit: May 30, 2006, 07:36:17 AM by Skuzzy »
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Dirty, nasty furriner.

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« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2006, 07:29:42 PM »
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See Rule #2,#5


Sir, how come i have not see any of your post not edited lately by Skuzzy?:D

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« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2006, 07:32:03 PM »
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...maybe you should move to the huge frikken state of Texas?
In case you missed the earlier thread, it's getting frikken crowded here.
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« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2006, 07:37:46 PM »
One good rumbler and the folks in Arizona get beachfront property!

To quote Bill Cosby "Noah....how long can you tread water?"  :cool:

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« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2006, 09:52:28 PM »
Lex Luthor plays AH!:noid :noid :noid

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« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2006, 09:54:28 PM »
So did Tommy Chong... and yer point?


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« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2006, 03:50:31 AM »
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Sir, how come i have not see any of your post not edited lately by Skuzzy?:D
LOL - All I have to say is "oil change", and zzzzzzzzzzapppp!!!

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« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2006, 07:06:45 AM »
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lol

 Hell, you are beginning to sound like Jackal...maybe you should move to the huge frikken state of Texas?



The huge frikkenness is just ONE of the perks of living in the Great State Of Texas. :D
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