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Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #15 on: June 02, 2006, 08:57:43 PM »
kinda like my first sexual experience.

it was dark, and i was alone.


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« Reply #16 on: June 02, 2006, 08:58:55 PM »
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Last time that happened to me I took that lazy couch to the dump and lit her *** on fire.  Her stuffing had started to sag and her pillows were a little on the small side so it was time for an upgrade.


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« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2006, 09:02:24 PM »
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kinda like my first sexual experience.

it was dark, and i was alone.


;)


That's everyone's first experience!:)
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« Reply #18 on: June 03, 2006, 07:29:55 AM »
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That's everyone's first experience!:)


Wow. and here I thought it was just me;)
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« Reply #19 on: June 03, 2006, 08:47:08 AM »
funny how the humanity loving liberals allways think that dogs are better than people....  

great if you love crotch sniffers and idiotic and unwaranted loyalty and dependancy.   great if you like to feel superior to a submissive species.

You deserve all the dog crap you have to pick up with a little bag on your hand.

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« Reply #20 on: June 03, 2006, 12:38:36 PM »
I feel sorry for you lazs, but you continue to enjoy taking your gun out for a ride in your car...

do you let it stick its little nose out the window?
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« Reply #21 on: June 03, 2006, 01:00:11 PM »
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funny how the humanity loving liberals allways think that dogs are better than people....  

great if you love crotch sniffers and idiotic and unwaranted loyalty and dependancy.   great if you like to feel superior to a submissive species.

You deserve all the dog crap you have to pick up with a little bag on your hand.

lazs


A- Im not a liberal.
but Im glad you referred me as such as I have already had my quota filled of people calling me a right winged conservative.

B- I feel superiour to all species. Not just submissive ones.

But if only you knew LMAO


C- I dont pick up dog crap. Thats what I have children for.
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« Reply #22 on: June 04, 2006, 09:38:17 AM »
dred.. it was actually pointed at mt and the women here.

I had a dog for 14 years... it was a real pain... never get another one.  Dogs are in no way better than people... they are just dumber.   If a person has a dog that he works then that is fine... to have a "pet" is pretty silly to me.  It is a huge pain and limits your life and the lives of people around you in very fundamental ways.

Left to istself... your dog would probly just die the first few days... if not... it would look for other dogs to pack with and it would attack and kill other animals including humans.  

lazs
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« Reply #23 on: June 04, 2006, 10:06:28 AM »
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dred.. it was actually pointed at mt and the women here.

I had a dog for 14 years... it was a real pain... never get another one.  Dogs are in no way better than people... they are just dumber.   If a person has a dog that he works then that is fine... to have a "pet" is pretty silly to me.  It is a huge pain and limits your life and the lives of people around you in very fundamental ways.

Left to istself... your dog would probly just die the first few days... if not... it would look for other dogs to pack with and it would attack and kill other animals including humans.  

lazs


Oh damn it all... Ok B and C

Dumber. LOL I dont know ::glancing back over shoulder at wife::

Least my dogs know to keep their mouths shut and take cover when Im in a bad mood or working on something LOL
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« Reply #24 on: June 04, 2006, 11:52:19 AM »
lazs, when you die and go to .. well.... I hope you are sentenced to a continual loop of "Old Yeller".
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« Reply #25 on: June 04, 2006, 12:01:58 PM »
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funny how the humanity loving liberals allways think that dogs are better than people....  

great if you love crotch sniffers and idiotic and unwaranted loyalty and dependancy.   great if you like to feel superior to a submissive species.

You deserve all the dog crap you have to pick up with a little bag on your hand.

lazs


Actually, the 'humanity loving liberals' are a bit lower on the food chain than dogs.
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