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Offline paintmaw

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Irael pissed at Denmark
« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2001, 06:59:00 PM »
HASH ,, Denmark has good HASH !!!
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Offline Kieren

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« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2001, 07:26:00 PM »
Easymo is a darn genius! I bow to you, sir!
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Offline StSanta

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« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2001, 10:53:00 PM »
LOL guys  .

Well, I think our minister is entitled to speak his mind - he is an individual after all. And his views reflect the general mood in Denmark.

The last foreign minister made some comments about Haiden, too. I don't think it's disrespecting a democracy to say that the records of someone aren't to be applauded. Certainly, this would mean that me calling Clinton an idiot would be disrespecting the American democracy. It's just a comment on the track record of a given individual, not an attack on him or a democracy. Your mileage may vary however.

We'd kick the Israeli's tulips thanks to the CV sold by Funked to the United Socialist Front Of Denmark.

And Denmark is just the name we use as a front. EAC is here.

 

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Offline straffo

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« Reply #18 on: February 09, 2001, 02:13:00 AM »
 
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Originally posted by Dowding:
Hey Santa - are you wanting to learn English or American slang?

Pissed in American slang means annoyed.
Pissed in British slang means drunk.
Pissed off in British slang means annoyed.

So your title suggests that a guy called Israel urinated in the direction of a guy called Denmark.

I guess that isn't that far away from the truth, given Israel's reaction.  

<Lesson over>

yep all landed in mediterranea as in the film a "piss too far"  
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Offline StSanta

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« Reply #19 on: February 09, 2001, 03:05:00 AM »
Hey Dowding, lemme hear you talk Swedish.  

Or Danish?  

You can't?

Oh. Must mean you're one ignorant SOB  

Then perhaps you'll understand when someone who has English as his THIRD laguage makes the occasional mistake.  

And, Nelson sucked. He did get lucky, and admitted so himself.

 
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« Reply #20 on: February 09, 2001, 03:23:00 AM »
ze pig-Deutsche doez not count az a 3rd language.

[This message has been edited by Nath-BDP (edited 02-09-2001).]
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« Reply #21 on: February 09, 2001, 03:24:00 AM »
"HASH ,, Denmark has good HASH !!!"

I wonder how much weed you could pack into a gutted joystick... more than enough to justify the shipping......hmmmmmm...throw a little coffie grounds and bannana in there to thow off the dogs.....<drifts away>
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Offline StSanta

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« Reply #22 on: February 09, 2001, 05:42:00 AM »
LOL Nath  

My Pig Deutch sat ist mein fourz language!

First Danish, then Swedish, followed by English and Pig Deutch.

Gonna learn Dutch soon because it is the coolest sounding language on this planet.  

And yah, hash is cheap and good here. I hear. *I* wouldn't know  

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TheWobble

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« Reply #23 on: February 09, 2001, 06:12:00 AM »
StSanta, if you are not enjoying the liberty you have with mind altering substances properly I will personally come up their buy you a bong AND BEAT YOU WITH IT!  
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« Reply #24 on: February 09, 2001, 07:01:00 AM »
Santa, it wasn't a dig - I was just wondering which form of English you want to use.

Nevermind.
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Offline easymo

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« Reply #25 on: February 09, 2001, 03:51:00 PM »
 I speak a little whoish. Sam I am.
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Offline StSanta

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« Reply #26 on: February 09, 2001, 04:07:00 PM »
Dowding you communistic piece of distended rectum filth!

You were trying to make up for your Brit inadequacy - I can tell!

You're just jealous of us because we basically kicked your butts a thousand years ago.

Think about it - my great great great great great great great grandfather probably was on one of the raiding parties, and might well have shagged your great great great great great great grandmother.

We're FAMILY!.

 

TheWobble, look at my posts and determine for yourself whether I am taking advantage of the things this nation has to offer  

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Offline Toad

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« Reply #27 on: February 09, 2001, 06:07:00 PM »
Santa,

Dowding told me that the story in his family is that your great-great tried but couldn't get it up!

 
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« Reply #28 on: February 09, 2001, 06:18:00 PM »
Toad, wouldn't happen. We have funky fungus back then that took care of that.

I mean, it's natural that we had that; considering the ugly Brit women we had to shag (shagging IS required when you pillage and plunder).

 

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