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Offline StSanta

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Irael pissed at Denmark
« on: February 08, 2001, 11:57:00 AM »
Our foreign minister said

"it's clear that we cannot stand around applauding the records of that man".

They got really pissed, the Israeli's saying it shows a lack of respect for their democracy.

Let's have a war.

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Offline Toad

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« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2001, 11:59:00 AM »
Santa, I don't think you want a war with those guys.  

They'd thinly slice your little Danish butts and serve it back to you in a creamy mustard sauce.

 
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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2001, 12:02:00 PM »
LOL TOAD! and how are they supposed to get there?  Do you really think anyone in Europe would grant airspace privileges to bomb laden Israli aircraft?

Besides.. its nothing half of our government hasn't said already.  We're just smart enough to keep it out of official memos

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« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2001, 12:03:00 PM »
Hey Santa - are you wanting to learn English or American slang?

Pissed in American slang means annoyed.
Pissed in British slang means drunk.
Pissed off in British slang means annoyed.

So your title suggests that a guy called Israel urinated in the direction of a guy called Denmark.

I guess that isn't that far away from the truth, given Israel's reaction.  

<Lesson over>
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Offline Yeager

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« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2001, 12:23:00 PM »
LOL TOAD! and how are they supposed to get there?
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Let me be the FIRST to offer the services of the USS Abraham Lincoln and her battle group.

I think we can arrange something with the IDF

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« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2001, 12:26:00 PM »
Man the logistics for a war between Denmark and Israel...
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Offline AKDejaVu

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« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2001, 12:29:00 PM »
 
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"it's clear that we cannot stand around applauding the records of that man".

They got really pissed, the Israeli's saying it shows a lack of respect for their democracy.

So does this mean Denmark will no longer be supplying financial/military aid to Israel, or Israel will no longer be supplying financial/military aid to Denmark?

Or.. does it really hold no relevance in the current scheme of world politics.

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Offline Toad

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« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2001, 12:49:00 PM »
Actually it was a simple observation on the relative combat power and combat experience of each nation.

It was not intended as a "who's right/who's wrong" political commentary, nor a feasibility study on how to invade either Denmark or Israel by either side.

I thank you.

 
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« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2001, 01:04:00 PM »
 You people don't really belive there is a place called Denmark, do you?  It was just a literary invention, of William Shakespeare, to use as a backdrop for Hamlet. When have you ever heard of a Dane doing anything?  Denmark is like Dr. Suss,s Whoville.
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« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2001, 01:17:00 PM »
They make good sausages in Denmark  
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« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2001, 01:32:00 PM »
Pastries, Staga, pastries.

StSanta you guys ought to do well in this one with that new CV I sold you!
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Offline miko2d

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« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2001, 01:33:00 PM »
 
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Originally posted by Toad:
Santa, I don't think you want a war with those guys.    
 They'd thinly slice your little Danish butts...

 They would probably slit their own throats first. After what danes did during WWII to save their and other jews from Hitler, danes are regarded as saints by many in Israel and around the world.

 With all due respect, it was not a smart thing to say on the foreing minister part, though. Israel is a democratic state with actively participating population. They know everything about their choice and if they do elect him, they have their reasons. So criticising him is criticizing them too. My friend lives in Kiryat-Shmona over ten years and there was hardly a week in all that period when that town was not shelled at least once. There is a war going on there for over 50 years - many do not realise that. It may be difficult for an outsider to make a reasonable judgement about the situation.

 Of course he has every right to criticize israelis or whoever he wants. Did he say anything about us electing Clinton? That would have been deserved!  

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« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2001, 05:10:00 PM »
That and Denmark is not surrounded by hostile nations.

Heck, I think that Israel did quite well in the Gulf War, I wouldnt have thought twice to nuke Iraq the moment the first scud fell. Matter of fact, Israel DID prepare to launch its nukes at one point. Too bad the UN intervened on behalf of all that poor oil that may have been lost. *sigh*
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Offline Yeager

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« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2001, 05:16:00 PM »
Easymo is on to something!

StSanta, have you ever eaten green eggs and ham?

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« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2001, 05:53:00 PM »
Uh. no.   Sliced Dane butt in creamy mustard sauce is treif.  
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