Author Topic: Whoppers.. (Read 956 times)

WhiteHawk · « **on:** June 03, 2006, 09:35:39 AM »

I work with a guy who has to be be the champion Bulls Hitters of all time. He claims to have chased bigfoot in his 4 wheeler, cornered him against a bluff, jumped out of his truck and beat him over the head with a baseball bat. He got scared when the bat broke and decided to call off the attack as the sasquatch refused to give up his consciesness despite the crushed skull and gushing blood. Besides it was getting dark and he didnt think he could take more than 2 or 3 of them if they decided to come after him under cover of darkness. The guy told this to a group of 4 or 5 of us with a straight face. Can anybody top this dude?

I got more from him also. Theres the UFO ride, the monkey eating the old lady, the hillbilly who wanted his butt filled with a grease gun, and more. This guy is remarkable.

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Dago · « **Reply #1 on:** June 03, 2006, 09:52:59 AM »

Does he call himself "Voss"?

Eagler · « **Reply #2 on:** June 03, 2006, 10:17:25 AM »

just tell your co-worker he's full of bs and to keep the fries coming ...

nirvana · « **Reply #3 on:** June 03, 2006, 10:48:29 AM »

http://www.flyaceshigh.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=179099

eagl · « **Reply #4 on:** June 03, 2006, 10:51:23 AM »

Fight fire with fire, like the Dilbert character "Topper".

He claims to have climbed a mountain? Say you climbed that one AND took a private submarine to the same depth under the ocean the next day. He says he saw bigfoot? Claim to have worked on the genetic research project that created bigfoot. Did he think bigfoot was a wimp? He should see the chamelion version that never got out of the lab.

UFO ride? You wish you could tell him about the UFO you hijacked and gave to the military, but you're still under contract for... well, *look around furtively* can't go into that here.

The less likely, the better especially if it's just a slightly cooler variant on whatever it is he claimed to have done.

Flatbar · « **Reply #5 on:** June 03, 2006, 11:02:51 AM »

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Originally posted by Eagler
just tell your co-worker he's full of bs and to keep the fries coming ...

He should be a bit more subtile about it.

Buy him a DVD of 'The Secret Life of Walter Mitty'.
http://www.answers.com/topic/the-secret-life-of-walter-mitty

That should get his attention.

Brenjen · « **Reply #6 on:** June 03, 2006, 01:31:23 PM »

He just sounds like he figures he has a bunch of yokels that actually believe him. Just call BS on him & he'll either get defensive or say he was just shucking you. If he gets defensive he actually has problems & you should be very wary of someone that emotionally unstable.

AquaShrimp · « **Reply #7 on:** June 03, 2006, 01:43:38 PM »

Lying like this is a sign of mental illness. Usually narcisistic personality disorder. Do you really want to make an insaneo mad?

nirvana · « **Reply #8 on:** June 03, 2006, 01:49:21 PM »

Write a book of his stories and never credit him.

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #9 on:** June 03, 2006, 01:54:56 PM »

I once found myself surrounded in a dark ally by 30 pissed off gangbangers all armed to the teeth with Guns, knives, Chains, Baseball bats and an assortment of other weapons.

Anyone wanna know what happend?

nirvana · « **Reply #10 on:** June 03, 2006, 01:55:49 PM »

You pulled out your handheld Bat Signal and were saved by the Caped Crusader himself?

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #11 on:** June 03, 2006, 01:58:31 PM »

nope.
guess again

SunKing · « **Reply #12 on:** June 03, 2006, 02:21:25 PM »

People believe anything. I'm sure he gets all the attention he's trying for.

Urchin · « **Reply #13 on:** June 03, 2006, 02:25:04 PM »

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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
I once found myself surrounded in a dark ally by 30 pissed off gangbangers all armed to the teeth with Guns, knives, Chains, Baseball bats and an assortment of other weapons.

Anyone wanna know what happend?

You got a pretty mouth, whitebread...

Elfie · « **Reply #14 on:** June 03, 2006, 02:55:14 PM »

When I was in the Air Force there was this guy that told some of the wildest stories imaginable. The only thing we couldnt outright discredit was his claims to have driven race cars in Montana since he did have a racing licsense issued by the State of Montana.

One of his stories involved his days as a high school football player. Supposedly he was the fullback on his team. Keep in mind this guy was about 5' 9" or so and wieghed around 140 - 150lbs. In the state championship game he supposedly broke not one but BOTH collarbones and on the final play of the game his coach asked him to go back in and he catches a pass out of the backfield for a touchdown......