Author Topic: Whoppers.. (Read 967 times)

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #15 on:** June 03, 2006, 03:02:32 PM »

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Originally posted by Urchin
You got a pretty mouth, whitebread...

Nope.

They Killed me of course;)

Neubob · « **Reply #16 on:** June 03, 2006, 03:05:46 PM »

I once shot fester down in his 262.

WhiteHawk · « **Reply #17 on:** June 03, 2006, 07:19:13 PM »

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Originally posted by Brenjen
He just sounds like he figures he has a bunch of yokels that actually believe him. Just call BS on him & he'll either get defensive or say he was just shucking you. If he gets defensive he actually has problems & you should be very wary of someone that emotionally unstable.

No way. His stories are so incredible we actually have a blast belly laughing at him after he leaves the room. We act as if we believe him in order to get another story in a couple of months. Another story of his, the shortened version, ...he shot a deer with his last arrow and wounded it, the deer was trying to gallup away so he rips off his boots and chases it down, gets it in a headlock and slits its throat with his buck knife. It put up a hell of a fight, but finally collapsed. He broguht in some deer jerky to prove it.

Mr Big · « **Reply #18 on:** June 03, 2006, 07:24:36 PM »

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Originally posted by WhiteHawk
No way. His stories are so incredible we actually have a blast belly laughing at him after he leaves the room. We act as if we believe him in order to get another story in a couple of months. Another story of his, the shortened version, ...he shot a deer with his last arrow and wounded it, the deer was trying to gallup away so he rips off his boots and chases it down, gets it in a headlock and slits its throat with his buck knife. It put up a hell of a fight, but finally collapsed. He broguht in some deer jerky to prove it.

He is a precious gift, cherish him.....every hair on his head.

Brenjen · « **Reply #19 on:** June 03, 2006, 07:57:37 PM »

I shot a deer one time; I thought I had hit it solid. I walk over to it & give it a look & it's still alive, I look to see where it's hit & it's only shot through the skin between the bone & the tendon on one of it's front legs!

I thought "Hmmm, this'll be cool when my partners see it"

And I decide to dispatch it with my SKS spike bayonet through the ear, just a quick brain scrambling & be done with it & save ammo.

HA, I screwed up.

I did it from in front of his legs instead of from behind him & he kicked the living **** out of me!:rofl

I'm jumping up & down trying to get behind his neck & everytime I come down I land right in his sharp, flailing hooves & get pasted some more. It took me about three hops to get behind him & when I did I pulled out the bayonet & shot him into hamburger.

I will never again do anything like that just so I can tell my friends "I killed a deer with a bayonet" My legs were black & blue for weeks.

Looking back on it now I can't help but smile, I would've looked great on video doing that...like the guy in the football pads trying to get an elk to attack him & ending up with a big whitetail buck boxing his ears.

WhiteHawk · « **Reply #20 on:** June 03, 2006, 08:32:05 PM »

Heard a story of a guy who shot a big racked deer with hi snew $700 rifle. he put the rifle in the deers antlers after he propped up the head, went to take a picutre and the deer got up and ran off with the rifle never to be seen again.

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #21 on:** June 04, 2006, 12:58:18 AM »

Once my girlfriend was kidnapped in Cairo, the kidnappers put her into a basket and took off down the street. I chased after them, must have been 20 blocks worth of ducking into alleys, running through bazaars, then the crowd opened up and I was staring at this big arab dude swinging a scimitar at me.

I took out my 45 and blew him away.

George Lucas bought the rights to my story.

Neubob · « **Reply #22 on:** June 04, 2006, 01:00:29 AM »

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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
Once my girlfriend was kidnapped in Cairo, the kidnappers put her into a basket and took off down the street. I chased after them, must have been 20 blocks worth of ducking into alleys, running through bazaars, then the crowd opened up and I was staring at this big arab dude swinging a scimitar at me.

I took out my 45 and blew him away.

Good thing the monkey ate the 'bad dates' before you had a chance to.

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #23 on:** June 04, 2006, 01:11:41 AM »

Then there was the time my mission was blown and the company thought I was a rogue agent. The only way to clear my name was to steal the NOC list from the CIA headquarters. Then I jumped from a helicopter onto the TGV inside a tunnel. That was a adreniline rush I can tell you.

Hangtime · « **Reply #24 on:** June 04, 2006, 01:19:38 AM »

there i wuz, surrounded by bloodthirsty colonial savages; and myself with nothin but the elastic from me undies and...

rpm · « **Reply #25 on:** June 04, 2006, 01:25:49 AM »

I used to work with a moron like that. The guy was in his late 40's and walked around with beads in his hair. He would tell some whoppers day after day. I finally called BS when he told me he was an old family friend of Ronald Reagan. The next day he brought in a photoshopped picture of him and Reagan. It was sad, he never backed down on his story.

Roscoroo · « **Reply #26 on:** June 04, 2006, 01:46:35 AM »

I was abducted by them there aliens .... they put me into there breeding program .. 25 females aday .. they brought me back when they found out i didnt have wheels on my house .

Neubob · « **Reply #27 on:** June 04, 2006, 01:53:50 AM »

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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
Then there was the time my mission was blown and the company thought I was a rogue agent. The only way to clear my name was to steal the NOC list from the CIA headquarters. Then I jumped from a helicopter onto the TGV inside a tunnel. That was a adreniline rush I can tell you.

Believable... What's not believable is that you're actually 5'9'' without those 4 inch lifts you wear everywhere you go.

cav58d · « **Reply #28 on:** June 04, 2006, 01:58:34 AM »

LoL I have an old friend just like that..... In middle school he was so proud to be Canadian.....High school he was a proud Spainard.....now that he has "grown up" he is 100% sicillian...He's actually in the Mafia...He claims John Gotty came to the hospital when he was born to give him a blessing... His Mafia life literally follows every episode of the Sopranos....Remember when Tony got in that car accident last season with christophers rat ex girlfriend? Well my buddy ted claimed he got in a major accident on the high way in his Denali 2 days later...Flipped 16 times and walked away without a scratch....Funny enough I saw his old Denali that he claimed was kaput last week driving around...(same car...same stickers, scratches ect...).....Hmm what else

Ted has been the "new" lead singer of the band "hoobastank"......
Indoor Football League Quarterback....
NYPD detective....
Pro Wrestler...
Stock Broker...
Agent of Jeremy Shockey, Tom Brady and Tiki to name a few...

It just pisses me off thinking about him....He has been such a watermelon **** liar that I got to the point that I lost so much trust in him, that when I heard his mother was terminally ill with cancer I had my doubts....Evil I know, but he has been so bad that how could I not question it....

anyways, these people are weak pathetic individuals who have to lie to their best friends to make up for the fact that their life is going absolutely nowhere

cav58d · « **Reply #29 on:** June 04, 2006, 02:04:38 AM »

HAHAHA forgot to mention this....During democratic primarys leading up to the 04 Presidential election, ted claimed to be working for General Wesley Clarks campaign....To prove it he showed me a picture online of him in the general...I never laughed harder in my entire life!!!!!!! He shows me a picture of the general standing in this crowded room, and then points to a body and says its him....The "body" he points to is a stomache down..no head...LMAO, he swears by it