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Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #30 on: June 04, 2006, 02:14:11 AM »
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Believable... What's not believable is that you're actually 5'9'' without those 4 inch lifts you wear everywhere you go.


5'-9" with 4" lifts... but please don't tell Katie.
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Offline AquaShrimp

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« Reply #31 on: June 04, 2006, 06:04:52 AM »
You tried to bayonett a deer in the head?  Thats sick.
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« Reply #32 on: June 04, 2006, 06:09:47 AM »
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I work with a guy who has to be be the champion Bulls Hitters of all time.  He claims to have chased bigfoot in his 4 wheeler, cornered him against a bluff, jumped out of his truck and beat him over the head with a baseball bat.  He got scared when the bat broke and decided to call off the attack as the sasquatch refused to give up his consciesness despite the crushed skull and gushing blood.  Besides it was getting dark and he didnt think he could take more than 2 or 3 of them if they decided to come after him under cover of darkness.  The guy told this to a group of 4 or 5 of us with a straight face.  Can anybody top this dude?

 


A Sasquatch can in no way be dispatched with a baseball bat. Fact!

The Sasquatch does not travel in groups as they are solitary animals unless its mating season. Fact!


The Yeti on the other hand, can be brought down with a swift Judo chop to the neck. Fact!
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Offline Shuckins

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« Reply #33 on: June 04, 2006, 06:46:35 AM »
All of these fables come from rank amateurs.  You shoulda grown up with the uncles on my mother's side of the family, who have Cajun ancestry.

I'd tell you my life story, but it would utterly devastate all you sensitive types....and the world doesn't need any more psychoes and alcoholics.
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Offline Brenjen

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« Reply #34 on: June 04, 2006, 11:18:41 AM »
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You tried to bayonett a deer in the head?  Thats sick.



 No I DID bayonet a whitetail buck in the head. And it wasn't sick to me, dead is dead & a stainless steel spike through the brains is as quick & painless as being shot in the chest I would think. Just don't do it from in front of the hooves.
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Offline nirvana

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« Reply #35 on: June 04, 2006, 11:53:21 AM »
:rofl  I call BS on you all, and i've scheduled an episode of Jerry Springer for us all.
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Offline weaselsan

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« Reply #36 on: June 04, 2006, 01:20:42 PM »
I wonder what ever happened to Mr. Black? He left the BB after the Monkey love episode.
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