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Offline weaselsan

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« on: June 03, 2006, 06:45:20 PM »
Blind date, New York City, early 80's. Five doubles of johnie Walker red, and five Bud chasers and she started to look pretty good. A Jarhead would have been flat on his behind by then.


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Offline Vulcan

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« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2006, 06:55:26 PM »
Don't you mean thailors are thooperior?
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Offline SMIDSY

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« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2006, 06:59:11 PM »
HOOYAH NAVY!! no matter what people say about the Navy, sailors can drink any man, woman, or child under the table.
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Offline lasersailor184

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« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2006, 07:03:40 PM »
The Penn State University Sailing Club / Team agrees with that statement.
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Re: Proof that Sailors are superior...
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2006, 07:14:28 PM »
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Originally posted by weaselsan
Blind date, New York City, early 80's. Five doubles of johnie Walker red, and five Bud chasers and she started to look pretty good. A Jarhead would have been flat on his behind by then.




By "blind date", do you mean literally blind? You both have superior glasses

Ah, the 80's ;)
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Offline DiabloTX

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« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2006, 07:20:44 PM »
Hehe, I can call you "Boats" now.

Errr, Chief Boats I mean.
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« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2006, 08:25:49 PM »
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Blind date, New York City, early 80's. Five doubles of johnie Walker red, and five Bud chasers and she started to look pretty good. A Jarhead would have been flat on his behind by then.


But how much did she have to drink to make the old guy look good?  :D
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« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2006, 08:31:20 PM »
NAVY!!!!!   :aok
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« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2006, 08:46:56 PM »
Don't worry  BlueJ, if your boat is half as good as they should be, you'll be ****ed up in no time with a higher tolerance for alcohol.
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« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2006, 11:06:22 PM »
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Boatswain's Mate? With gold stripes even... I'm impressed. :)
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Offline DiabloTX

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« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2006, 11:12:09 PM »
No NAM's so you KNOW he rode a desk chipping liquid paper off the Captains' reports.

Hehehehe
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« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2006, 11:14:43 PM »
The question begs to be asked... Did you man the davits?
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Offline Dago

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« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2006, 12:25:18 AM »
Dang but them Navy guys got long hair.   Square that head away Mister.
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« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2006, 05:52:12 AM »
bah, still a deckape :D
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Offline AWMac

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« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2006, 07:44:49 AM »
Frikken Squids.... check out our Chief...BTW it's his Sister and he's hoping to get lucky.

 Ribbons are all phucked up...no GeDunk Ribbion and the Nam ribbon is in the wrong place....any Military man can see this.

 This clown is dressed up for a Christmas Party doubt he can even spell BOAT.

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GO ARMY!  BEAT NAVY!!!!

My ol man did 28 years in the Navy, I did 20 years in the Army....

The guy in the Pic never served!

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