a couple of cuban guys were yakking at lunch and the topic turned to sex and marriage. one of the guys, married to a stunning blue eyed blond claimed that they had much more sex after marriage than ever before. his friend, married to an afro/hispanic girl couldn't believe that and asked "how do you do that?" adding "I'm lucky to get it twice a month!" the friend says "well I'm very attentive of her and I make up poems for her" to which his friend responds "poems?? poems, like what kind of poems?" the friend say well last night I said "blondy blondy eyes so pretty and blue please come to me I want to make sweet love to you." the friend say "no way!!!" that works??" to which his friend replies "yes it does girls love that kind of stuff." The next the friend married to mulatto girl shows up with a fat lip, a broken nose and an eye closed. his friend says "wtf happened to you man?? you look like you got hit by a truck!!" the battered friend says "do you remember yesterday when you told me that you made up poems for you wife and she liked them?" yes "well my wife don't like poetry" the friend responds "get outta here all girls appreciate poetry" the battered guy nodding "uh uh not my girl" "well what did you say to her?" "I ain't repeating it." "aw c'mon man tell me." "well, ok but look my girl ain't got no blond hair or blue eyes so I had to think of something and this is what I said. I said nappy head nappy head eyes like a frog come on over here so I can @#$% like a dog and thats when she beat me up."
