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Offline Mr Big

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« on: June 10, 2006, 10:31:43 PM »
Is this name taken yet??

I have a vision and would like to list and comment on all of the world's most stupid, boring and gay sports. In no particular order:

1. golf
2. baseball
3. soccer (football, yeah). Actually, I'd rank this as the most boring of all   sports.

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« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2006, 10:34:40 PM »
4. Curling.


Has all of those beat by a mile.
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« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2006, 10:43:44 PM »
1.)   Lacrosse
2.)   Snowboarding
3.)   Weight-lifting
4.)   Skeet-shooting
5.)   Drag racing
6.)  Cross country skiing
7.)  Downhill skiing
8.)  Track and field
9.)  Wrestling (Greco-Roman)
10.)  Wrestling (American Pro Wrestling)
11.)  Body Building
12.)  Auto-racing
13.)  Hockey
14.)  Paintball
15.)  Basketball
16.)  Skate-boarding
17.)  Anything involving snow or ice
18.)  Volleyball
19.)  Cycling
20.)  Anything depicted on a video game
21.)  Anything overlooked by video games

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« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2006, 11:05:37 PM »
*everything played by women*

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« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2006, 11:09:10 PM »
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*everything played by women*


Including mud / oil / jello wrestling????
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« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2006, 11:19:05 PM »
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Including mud / oil / jello wrestling????


Those are the only sports that I will watch ONLY

A) They must be hot
B) They must not weigh or look like a beached whale
C) The loser must succomb to any sexual needs the winner performs.
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« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2006, 11:33:33 PM »
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Including mud / oil / jello wrestling????


that's entertainment:p

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« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2006, 12:13:53 AM »
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1.)   Lacrosse
2.)   Snowboarding
3.)   Weight-lifting
4.)   Skeet-shooting
5.)   Drag racing
6.)  Cross country skiing
7.)  Downhill skiing
8.)  Track and field
9.)  Wrestling (Greco-Roman)
10.)  Wrestling (American Pro Wrestling)
11.)  Body Building
12.)  Auto-racing
13.)  Hockey
14.)  Paintball
15.)  Basketball
16.)  Skate-boarding
17.)  Anything involving snow or ice
18.)  Volleyball
19.)  Cycling
20.)  Anything depicted on a video game
21.)  Anything overlooked by video games


22.) Figure skating
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« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2006, 12:26:34 AM »
Sounds like somebody hasn't quite gotten over being picked last in school.

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« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2006, 12:26:43 AM »
men figure skaters = gay
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

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« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2006, 12:31:08 AM »
intardnet trolling

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« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2006, 03:05:11 AM »
LOL Mr. Big

For someone who claims to be bored by soccer, you just can't stop posting about it. You really have an axe to grind, so much so that you can't just post in the (at least three) existing threads, but you have to start a new one.

I think it's envy. You just can't stand not to see your country leading the field in a sporting contest whose title begins with the word "World". Don't worry, the *World* Series will be around soon enough.

But hey - don't feel bad, England only ever won it once - in 1966 - and since then, only five other countries have won it.

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« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2006, 03:56:51 AM »
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22.) Figure skating


Covered under #20. ;)

Anyone remember the video game, "Winter Games"?
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« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2006, 04:00:25 AM »
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Originally posted by Mr Big
Is this name taken yet??

I have a vision and would like to list and comment on all of the world's most stupid, boring and gay sports. In no particular order:

1. golf
2. baseball
3. soccer (football, yeah). Actually, I'd rank this as the most boring of all   sports.


Gotta add NFL football to the list of boring spectator sports. Three hours of telecast. After you cut out all the time except that between the snap and the whistle, you have about ten minutes of actual game. 97% of the game is nothing but commercials or standing around.
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« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2006, 06:38:02 AM »
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men figure skaters = gay


Womans ficure skating, kinda boring but you might see some serious  butt cheeks.  Worth a few minutes to watch.