Author Topic: Ah 101 (Read 1759 times)

hubsonfire · « **Reply #30 on:** June 12, 2006, 12:47:44 AM »

QUAH! I can't believe I forgot to post his already. Thanks again to Honch, even though he plays WoW now, and sucks. This is the only piece of documentation any noob needs to read, and it's short, so even the ones with ADD can get through it.

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Honch’s Guide to HO’ing

#1 Use a plane with 50 cals. Do not fear the heavy cannon planes like 190s and Typhoons. A 20mm, 30mm or 37mm cannon does no damage if it never hits you and if you follow the steps below they wont.

#2 Turn off tracers – so the other pilot won’t know when you start shooting.

#3 Set your convergences to the maximum distance allowed on your 50-cal plane of choice.

#4 To set up the shot, enter a dive until you are below the target then turn up into them so that when you will approach the other HO’er you will be in a slight climb. That way, if you both get damaged, you’ll be on the way up and they’ll be on the way down, ensuring that they smack the ground before you and thereby getting the kill (and the inevitable whine)

#5 Line up the shot so that you have the other plane in your sites at d2.0.

#6 Zoom in and target their left or right wing.

#7 Begin firing at d1.5 – Cease firing at d1.0 and veer off. Your 50s will continue on their laser-guided course until the other guy flies right into them.

#8 Use the ‘F’ key on the keyboard to fire so that your trigger finger doesn’t unsteady your shot.

#9 Turn fast and flat to avoid their cannon trajectory then turn back to them so that they cannot gain angles if they happen to survive.

#10 Be gracious when they whine. If they say “Nice HO jerk”, or something similar, Say: “Thanks! I use Honch’s guide to HO’ing!” -S-

Remember, it always takes 2 to Head-On so Happy HO'ing!

Guppy35 · « **Reply #31 on:** June 12, 2006, 02:17:16 AM »

I thought I'd add a comment from LTARmoil that came over 200 tonite when questioned about his squad's capture of an undefended base. This is all you need to know about AH in it's present form

And I quote!

"Why would we attack a defended base?"

Used with his permission

Platano · « **Reply #32 on:** June 12, 2006, 04:24:34 AM »

STICKY THIS THREAD!!

LEDPIG · « **Reply #33 on:** June 12, 2006, 06:40:34 AM »

Ah Rules:

1. Kill everything that moves

2.If someone tries to head on, kill them

3.If someone is afk kill them

4.there's nothing wrong with cherry picking

5.if someone complains on 200 kill them

6.basically become Jeffry Dahmer with an airplane

7.Rule number 1, there are no rules

8.If any of this happens to you, remember these rules go both ways,shut up

9.that is all

SirLoin · « **Reply #34 on:** June 12, 2006, 10:59:48 AM »

22:After losing a close fite,always tell the other guy on CH200 to check his connection.

Arcades057 · « **Reply #35 on:** June 12, 2006, 12:12:36 PM »

23) At least once in your AH career you MUST auger your ME-262 into the ground. It seperates the mens from the boyses.

ridley1 · « **Reply #36 on:** June 12, 2006, 03:02:34 PM »

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Originally posted by Arcades057
23) At least once in your AH career you MUST auger your ME-262 into the ground. It seperates the mens from the boyses.

Been there, done that...more than once. So, do I need diapers or incontinance pads?

TalonX · « **Reply #37 on:** June 12, 2006, 03:13:53 PM »

Bagrat is Chuck Norris.

68Ripper · « **Reply #38 on:** June 12, 2006, 03:55:03 PM »

my favorite

24) when flying by spawn point always make sure to check for GV's. upon seeing a GV go down and straffe him a couple times with your bb gun then go to the next one straffe him, and then fly away and wait for friendly tanks to blow them up giving you the kill.

bagrat · « **Reply #39 on:** June 12, 2006, 04:53:07 PM »

well just thought posting this would be kinda humorous as to the mind reading some people assume we all have......anyways to those who didnt catch the sarcastic humor of the thread an took it seriously....maybe next time

Meatwad · « **Reply #40 on:** June 12, 2006, 06:45:15 PM »

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Originally posted by 68Ripper
my favorite

24) when flying by spawn point always make sure to check for GV's. upon seeing a GV go down and straffe him a couple times with your bb gun then go to the next one straffe him, and then fly away and wait for friendly tanks to blow them up giving you the kill.

the same works for buffs

Howitzer · « **Reply #41 on:** June 13, 2006, 12:04:21 AM »

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Originally posted by Simaril
Howi, this phrase alone may cost me years of counselling to erase....

Oh yeah... her in her leather gstring, glistening with sweat, feeling her stretchy/wrinkly skin falling away from her body as she grinds away with wreckless abandon while she wispers sweet nothings about baking turkeys and knitting afghans....

What more could you want? Sexy...real sexy.

Meatwad · « **Reply #42 on:** June 13, 2006, 12:14:46 AM »

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Originally posted by Howitzer
Oh yeah... her in her leather gstring, glistening with sweat, feeling her stretchy/wrinkly skin falling away from her body as she grinds away with wreckless abandon while she wispers sweet nothings about baking turkeys and knitting afghans....

What more could you want? Sexy...real sexy.

Thats it I am officially sick to my stomach

Mak333 · « **Reply #43 on:** June 13, 2006, 01:00:24 AM »

25) Take time to enjoy the scenery from 50,000 feet. The enemy may join you for a tea party at this altitute. Welcome him for he has traveled a long distance just for you. Once you reach that height, take a screenshot and post it on the forums!

Mak333 · « **Reply #44 on:** June 13, 2006, 01:03:16 AM »

25 Part B) For added fun, take 1,000 pound bombs to 50,000 feet, drop them, and race them down to the ground. While you race, it is sometimes fun to play leap frog with your bombs or simply try to blow yourself up with them. Only the best have ever accomplished this.