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Offline bagrat

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« on: June 11, 2006, 12:27:31 AM »
jus so everyone understands some of the basic rules of dogfighting

1) no shooting if the person u are attacking is afk....(u should go on 200 an ask first)

2) u should disengage if the person u are fighting suddenly does not feel like fighting (could be mistaken for running)

3) if a country member is being attacked by an enemy u should not interfere or you will be "cherry picking" (this is not a team sport)

4) if u find yourself in the head to head position or "headon" u should wait for the enemy to fire first to know if they intended to HO or not. ( luckily most AH players are phsycic)

i think thats about it
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Offline mussie

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« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2006, 12:53:24 AM »
IF your AFK and I nail ya then:
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Offline hubsonfire

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« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2006, 01:13:59 AM »
don't forget this one

5) if you are unable, or unwilling, to avoid a collision in a head on shot, you must call the guy who you rammed all sorts of colorful phrases and slurs that get past the text filter, then remark on how low the overall skill level of the MA is, since they all return fire in head on shot, right before you ram them. :rolleyes:
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Offline TinmanX

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« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2006, 01:26:35 AM »
6) If a fellow countryman has succesfully shot one or both wings off an aircraft and disengaged, this does not mean the enemy aircraft is out of the fight. He still poses a serious threat to your plane. Continue to shoot at the aircrafts fuselage until it hits the ground and/or blows up to assure yourself of his demise and the enemy of your skill.

7) Proxy kills prove only that you are "uber". Should you aquire a "proxy" immediatly get on ch200 to let the gaming community know of your 733tness.
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Offline hubsonfire

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« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2006, 01:39:46 AM »
8) WHEN IN DOUBT TYPE IN CAPS WITHOUT ANY PUNCTUATION WHATSOEVER SO THAT PEOPLE KNOW THAT YOU ARE SERIOUS AND THAT WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT
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Offline TinmanX

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« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2006, 02:05:21 AM »
9) Create new words. Preceed or follow every definition of an event with an insult or abbreviated insult. This will increase your standing with the community.
For example;
HO-dweeb
Pick-dweeb
Vulch-dweeb
et-cetera, et-cetera
« Last Edit: June 11, 2006, 02:24:29 AM by TinmanX »
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"...and then we discovered why. Why this 'Cheech', who had fought with gods and demons, why he flew the Zeke. He was being kind, giving us a chance to run away."
Aces High Films
I'm the "timid" "runner" in the zeke "BnZing" you.

Offline Howitzer

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« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2006, 02:10:40 AM »
:lol

If your icon is red, and you are in range, then you are a target.  I don't care if you are afk, asleep, scared, not wanting to fight, talking to moses in a burning bush, getting a lap dance from martha stewart, or playing lawn darts with santa claus.  If you up a cartoon plane in the virtual war and are scared of being shot at, you should maybe try a different game like Blue's Clues or something  :D
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Offline jab116

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« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2006, 02:43:32 AM »
:rofl
AH101-Brady bunch style
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Offline Flayed1

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« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2006, 03:13:25 AM »
If you see a friendly F4U-4 200 behind a red 190 that has no engine You must kill the 190 at all costs because the Friendly F4U-4 will of course never catch the helpless 190 in time.

  Happened to me yesterday.... Stupid #'s dweebs :)
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Offline mussie

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« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2006, 03:18:40 AM »
11) When attacking a formation of B17's always fly straight and level till you are within D100......
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Offline Darkish

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« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2006, 03:43:51 AM »
12) There can never be too many guys on a con.
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Offline doogan

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« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2006, 06:02:20 AM »
hubs not so intelligent?
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Offline NCLawman

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« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2006, 07:37:11 AM »
LMAO!

Now this has to be one of the best and most entertaining threads I have read since I began reading these boards!

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« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2006, 07:47:42 AM »
When there are plenty of friendly aircraft and only one enemy aircraft, be sure to call "dibs" first so that everyone knows you intend to dispatch the enemy and earn the kill.  They will graciously allow you to do so without any hard feelings since, after all, you did announce it.

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Offline Scherf

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« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2006, 07:58:28 AM »
shoot the red ones
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