And I was within my deepest thought upon the Mount of Grapevine when the Skuzzth transcended from the Mount carrying Tablets, and I was soak with tears, for it was Tylenol and he took both from his rightous hand and said upon the Masses...
"Ye with Puters and yet suffer from the Domains of Hell follow upon to me to the Proper Thread within what I provide you... verily, verily unto those of woe and seekth the desire to be thy free of his Virus... I will speakth my words once, twice and yet three times unto thine deaf ears, written before your blindeth eyes.
For upon the threads are writen, Ye that haveth thy Puter Maladys must first come forth to the sticky calleth "Thy Hintist and Tips"
For ye to cometh unto me must seekth thy thread calleth Thine "Intrardnet Connecteth Hints/Tipths" Seeketh hep and you may find it within the Shrine of the "Kickedth Plug"
For I may come as a bandwith at the darkest hour and cause you to seekth thy techeth help no longer.
For I am the Techeth, thy Geeketh and thy Skuzzeth...ahem
*dam hope I don't go to hell for this and if I do how's the bandwith there Skuzz?*
With All Forgiveness,
Mac