Author Topic: Mean Mister Mustard (Read 293 times)

Dos Equis · « **on:** June 13, 2006, 11:17:05 AM »

On Heather McCartney:

The News of the World, a mass-circulation Sunday newspaper, has claimed that she was lavishly paid for spending nights with wealthy men when she was in her 20s.

"Heather is very distressed by this article that she was a sloppy hooker," said the statement from Coyle White Devine.

The former Beatle, who will be 64 on Sunday, has come to his wife's defense.

"Seeing that so many inaccurate stories have been written at the moment about Heather and myself, all I can ask people to do is not believe them and understand that most of what is coming out is made up and entirely false. Thanks for your support," he said in a statement released May 18.
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I guess we now have the answer to "Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm 64?" That answer would be "no".

beet1e · « **Reply #1 on:** June 13, 2006, 12:26:11 PM »

News of the World is the British equivalent of the National Enquirer.

Mickey1992 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 13, 2006, 12:28:16 PM »

I hope she sues the pants off of them and gets a big fat settlement. Didn't Elton John just get about half a million from NoTW?

Yeager · « **Reply #3 on:** June 13, 2006, 01:20:22 PM »

McCartney is such a wuss its pathetic. But I still love the guy

Debonair · « **Reply #4 on:** June 13, 2006, 02:40:37 PM »

National Enquirer broke the Genifer Flowers story & was, like ABC news, attacked by anthrax, so they are 2 legit 2 quit, hey hey

Jackal1 · « **Reply #5 on:** June 13, 2006, 03:44:43 PM »

Everyone that really gives a rat`s patunia whether the Heath was a hooker in her 20s...raise your hand.