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Offline Curval

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« on: June 14, 2006, 05:11:31 AM »
We have a cherry tree in our front yard...more like a bush than a tree actually.  I think they are Suriname cherries.  Anyway, my two youngest kids love them.  I end up having to pick the higher ones for them because they have eaten all of the ones within their reach.

I have found that whenever I pick them one or two ants will rush out of the opening at the bottom of the fruit.  I always brush them off and then inspect the cherry for more before giving them to the kids.

Yesterday, after work, my daughter asked me for one..a very specific one she had her eye on near the top of the tree.

I handed it to her without doing my usual check for ants.  When I realised this I told her to make sure there were no ants.  "Why daddy?" she asked.  "Because they are yucky" I responded.

"They aren't yucky Daddy...they are salty."  was the response I got.

lol

I wonder how many she has eaten.
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« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2006, 05:18:03 AM »
lol!

I take it it's probably healthy... full of vitamines etc...

Ask her to re-try that experimument in 10 years or so... see her reaction then! :D
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« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2006, 05:31:09 AM »
Curval

Buy each of your kids a magnifying glass. They'll have hours of fun on sunny days killing those ants!

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« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2006, 05:37:57 AM »
Priceless :lol


This remembers me the story of a little girl who was developing hearing problems. The concerned parents bring her to a doc to have a check up.

The doc begins the examination by looking into her ears and immediately notices that both external auditory canals (thanks Google :cool: ) are filled with little pebbles. Surprised, the doc ask to the girl why she has put those tiny gravels into her ears.
"Because they kept falling out of my nose"
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« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2006, 05:38:46 AM »
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Buy each of your kids a magnifying glass. They'll have hours of fun on sunny days killing those ants!


BAN THOSE EVIL MAGNIFYING GLASSES!!!!!!1111oneone
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« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2006, 05:41:22 AM »
i have eaten ants.

Maggots and crickets too.

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« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2006, 06:02:07 AM »
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i have eaten ants.

Maggots and crickets too.


Survival training? Or just an amusing past time?
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« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2006, 06:03:51 AM »
anything is better than lutefisk

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« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2006, 06:32:05 AM »
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« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2006, 07:24:14 AM »
wtf????? is that choklit???
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« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2006, 07:31:33 AM »
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Buy each of your kids a magnifying glass. They'll have hours of fun on sunny days killing those ants!


Awwwww.  I'm calling Scotland Yard on you!!!  Just kidding Beet, funny how as kids, we do the same crap.  <>
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« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2006, 07:34:15 AM »
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Survival training? Or just an amusing past time?


On survival training we ate different, but still gross stuff. We eat things more commonly found in our flora and fauna up here.

No, the crickets and maggots were a dare. Had a group of south american people in our city a few years back and they served traditional food from their home place. The crickets and maggots (may have been some other bugs too) were thrown on a really hot pan and cooked. they got very crunchy and not as gross as one may think...but close enough.

The stuff is supposed to be really healthy and full of good stuff but I doubt I will do it again.

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« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2006, 08:40:21 AM »
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Buy each of your kids a magnifying glass. They'll have hours of fun on sunny days killing those ants!


As an added bonus, you will also increase your chances of collecting on that fire insurance policy by at least 75 to 80%. :)
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« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2006, 09:04:36 AM »
lol
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« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2006, 09:10:03 AM »
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i have eaten ants.

Maggots and crickets too.


Ate those too at an Air Force Survial seminar when I was in the BoyScouts. If I remeber correctly the crickets and worms didn't taste bad but I threw up when I had to eat a moth. The moth dust did me in.