Author Topic: Most Stupidest Commercials Ever (Read 447 times)

Shuckins · « **on:** June 15, 2006, 06:15:18 PM »

The current Sears Father's Day commercial with various men singing (badly) a Christmas song with really bad lyrics gets my vote.

What's the worst you can remember?

Hangtime · « **Reply #1 on:** June 15, 2006, 07:55:59 PM »

every single commercial that portrays men as supid baffoons incapable of anything more taxing mentally or physically than stroking a remote or training a dog to fetch a beer.

pisses me off.. the repeated message pushed by the overwhelming majority of commercials pushing everything from beer to banannas is: women are slim, intelligent and competent. men are incompetent fat slobs.

all part of re-programming the american culture for the transfer of power out of the hands of men.

Furious · « **Reply #2 on:** June 15, 2006, 10:16:40 PM »

it was only a matter of time, Hang. you know the old saying, "...50% of the money and 100% of the vagina."

storch · « **Reply #3 on:** June 15, 2006, 11:12:59 PM »

anything with billy hays in it or that guy from video professor

Vudak · « **Reply #4 on:** June 15, 2006, 11:15:39 PM »

I'd say the dumbest one I've ever seen was the anti-pot ad where the girl gets pregnant. Some of the no-pot adds hit the mark, but that one, I'm sorry, is just retarded.

Sandman · « **Reply #5 on:** June 15, 2006, 11:45:46 PM »

This is who I am,
This is where I'm from
This is what I believe
When the day is done...

C'mon, sing it with me!!

This is Budweiser!!
This is Beer!
Budweiser!
The King is Here!

SOB · « **Reply #6 on:** June 16, 2006, 01:25:55 AM »

Any "The Truth" commercials. Every time I see one of the dip****s on those commercials all noodlesure that they just told me something profound and unbelievable when they edumacated me about how cigarettes cause cancer or that executives from cigarette companies don't give a **** about me, I just want to punch 'em in the face and then blow their minds by telling them that being punched in the face is painful. Then, once my point has been made, I'd like to set them on fire.

Ahh, it felt good to get that out.

Pooh21 · « **Reply #7 on:** June 16, 2006, 01:50:57 AM »

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Originally posted by SOB
Any "The Truth" commercials. Every time I see one of the dip****s on those commercials all noodlesure that they just told me something profound and unbelievable when they edumacated me about how cigarettes cause cancer or that executives from cigarette companies don't give a **** about me, I just want to punch 'em in the face and then blow their minds by telling them that being punched in the face is painful. Then, once my point has been made, I'd like to set them on fire.

Ahh, it felt good to get that out.

the kid in the zephyr one, just makes me want to hit him with a shovel.

Hangtime · « **Reply #8 on:** June 16, 2006, 02:38:47 AM »

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Originally posted by SOB
Any "The Truth" commercials. Every time I see one of the dip****s on those commercials all noodlesure that they just told me something profound and unbelievable when they edumacated me about how cigarettes cause cancer or that executives from cigarette companies don't give a **** about me, I just want to punch 'em in the face and then blow their minds by telling them that being punched in the face is painful. Then, once my point has been made, I'd like to set them on fire.

Ahh, it felt good to get that out.

I just want to put a cigarette out in his eye.

Slowly.

Wouldn't want to waste the cigarette.

Them damn things are expensive.

FiLtH · « **Reply #9 on:** June 16, 2006, 07:54:14 AM »

They are expensive because of all the legal aid they require combating those commercials.

ghi · « **Reply #10 on:** June 16, 2006, 07:59:56 AM »

this one is funy

Shuckins · « **Reply #11 on:** June 16, 2006, 08:28:08 AM »

Ghi, that commercial is crass, base, in poor taste, and politically insensitive.

I LOVE it!

Regards, Shuckins

Neubob · « **Reply #12 on:** June 16, 2006, 08:35:16 AM »

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Originally posted by Hangtime
every single commercial that portrays men as supid baffoons incapable of anything more taxing mentally or physically than stroking a remote or training a dog to fetch a beer.

pisses me off.. the repeated message pushed by the overwhelming majority of commercials pushing everything from beer to banannas is: women are slim, intelligent and competent. men are incompetent fat slobs.

all part of re-programming the american culture for the transfer of power out of the hands of men.

I this trend is just an example of the clearly dominant gender 'allowing' the weaker gender to poke some fun, sort of like the big male lion allowing his tiny cubs to chew on his hide and swat at his tail. Making fun of women on TV would be unnecessarily cruel.

If they ruled the world, we'd still be picking out the tiles for the powder room floor of the Pyramids.

Shuckins · « **Reply #13 on:** June 16, 2006, 08:40:01 AM »

Neub, Hang....agree with ya a hundred percent...but Neub, they shouldn't dish it out if they can't take it.

Regards, Shuckins

Neubob · « **Reply #14 on:** June 16, 2006, 09:04:20 AM »

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Originally posted by Shuckins
Neub, Hang....agree with ya a hundred percent...but Neub, they shouldn't dish it out if they can't take it.

Regards, Shuckins

I think it's more like we give it to them, rather than them dishing it out. But even if they did dish it out, I figure there's no harm in throwing them a bone every now and then. Being dominant for so long, men can laugh at themselves--which, if anything, justifies their dominance even more.

Author Topic: Most Stupidest Commercials Ever (Read 447 times)

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