Confucious says man who sticks hand in blender ends up making trip to big biulding
Confucios says man who walks onto dark street is bound to get struck by great light.
Confucius says Man who go to bed with question of sex on mind wake up with solution well in hand.
Confucius says Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have ****ty time.
Confucius says Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to
Confucius says What does not "kill" us, only "stains" our shorts
confucius says The end of the day is near when small men make long shadows
confucius says Man who fly like hell, bound to get there.
confucius says He who throw dirt is losing ground.
Confucius says Support bacteria--it's the only culture some people have.
