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Offline DREDIOCK

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« on: June 18, 2006, 08:02:21 AM »
My wife had this guy on whom I cant stand.

You just look at him and you can almost see the words A-hole tattooed across his forhead

Anyway. Im changing my cloths and hearing what hes saying.
So hes tellign this story about two friends Phil and Jim.

"Phil and Jim were best friends since childhood. They did everything together.
 And they joined the sevice togther. And they both joined the MARINES together. Thats how inseprabel they were.
Then, one day they were on a battlefeild in a raging battle in GERMANY"


LMAO

Like I said.. A----hole
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Offline Shuckins

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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2006, 08:34:33 AM »
Snark!

Wonder how many of our average Joe-Blow, non-AirSim, military history geeks realize that the Marines didn't fight in Europe during WW II?
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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2006, 09:22:11 AM »
which A hole was that, could it have been WWI?  just saying.  but I agree with you televangelists are a three ring circus.  I saw and aged jimmy swaggart on a paid advertisement this AM.  he was preaching at a packed house.  I watched for about 30 seconds and moved on.
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Offline lukster

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« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2006, 09:44:54 AM »
Marines were definititely in Europe in WWI. My grandfather was one.
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2006, 11:38:31 AM »
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Snark!

Wonder how many of our average Joe-Blow, non-AirSim, military history geeks realize that the Marines didn't fight in Europe during WW II?


i had no idea

but army and marines are the same anyway so..















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« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2006, 11:45:55 AM »
Norgie Girls have lil lips while Swedish girls have bigger cl......never mind.

:D

Mac
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« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2006, 11:52:13 AM »
You be very careful Mac!


One thing is for sure. sweden has twice as many beautiful girls as Norway.
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« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2006, 12:26:17 PM »
You might wanna reconsider the validity of his story: http://www.nps.gov/wapa/indepth/extContent/usmc/pcn-190-003125-00/index.htm
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« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2006, 12:35:39 PM »
Nilsen there's just one thing about Norgie Women that is ewwwww...  Not a LuteFisk joke here......

It's the hair..... from their ankles to the crack of Dawn.  

It's like going down on a Wookie...

Not that I have and I apollogize to any Wookies out there!


Bud we can make some great $$$$ there you and I....

Lady Gillette, Weed Wackers, Bush Hogs, John Deere...

Watta ya think?

Mac

Serious about this one ....
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« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2006, 12:36:45 PM »
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...while Swedish girls have bigger cl....

Mac



bigger closets?:)
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2006, 12:54:35 PM »
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Nilsen there's just one thing about Norgie Women that is ewwwww...  Not a LuteFisk joke here......

It's the hair..... from their ankles to the crack of Dawn.  

It's like going down on a Wookie...

Not that I have and I apollogize to any Wookies out there!


Bud we can make some great $$$$ there you and I....

Lady Gillette, Weed Wackers, Bush Hogs, John Deere...

Watta ya think?

Mac


 
Serious about this one ....
:D

I have never met a girl that doesnt shave.. were have you seen this??

i think you are talking bout another country
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« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2006, 02:44:15 PM »
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:D

I have never met a girl that doesnt shave.. were have you seen this??

 


He`s not talking about their faces.
Quit hanging around the out door down at the reconstructive surgery clinic. :)
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2006, 02:48:43 PM »
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He`s not talking about their faces.
Quit hanging around the out door down at the reconstructive surgery clinic. :)


hehe i know he isnt talking about their faces ;)
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« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2006, 02:49:32 PM »
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hehe i know he isnt talking about their faces ;)


Hehe! Oh.......sorry. :)
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« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2006, 03:05:52 PM »
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Marines were definititely in Europe in WWI. My grandfather was one.


In Germany?
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