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Offline macleod01

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« on: June 18, 2006, 12:57:29 PM »
Has anybody ever noticed that the russians are all drunkards? if you look around the cockpit, there is always a bottle of somthing! Look around see. I know that in the IL 2 its behind the seat and in the LA 7 its under it!
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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2006, 01:10:18 PM »
Tom Clancy:"The Russians can only produce two things properly, AK's and Wodka".

Can't put an AK in those cockpits so...
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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2006, 01:16:02 PM »
lol true! I was just contemplating if you can be done for drunk flying?
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« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2006, 02:57:56 PM »
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Has anybody ever noticed that the russians are all drunkards? if you look around the cockpit, there is always a bottle of somthing! Look around see. I know that in the IL 2 its behind the seat and in the LA 7 its under it!


Hey...even the Russians have some good traits.
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« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2006, 03:29:27 PM »
lol
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« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2006, 04:28:11 PM »
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lol true! I was just contemplating if you can be done for drunk flying?


If you are referring to being arrested for flying while intoxicated, yes.
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« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2006, 09:45:26 AM »
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Tom Clancy:"The Russians can only produce two things properly, AK's and Wodka".


Not true. Russians make Vodka, Wodka is usually made in Poland. And Russians also are able to make really bad vodka. The worst isecticide I ever drank was made in Murmansk in early-90s, "ArcticPivo" distillery. Or I'll better call it just a "factory", the stuff probably wasn't distilled.

And please, don't generalise, some Russians even drive cars.
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« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2006, 09:52:24 AM »
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And please, don't generalise, some Russians even drive cars.


Probably with an AK and a bottle of (Polish) Wodka under their seats...

Just kidding, for my information on the countries of this world I seldom turn to Tom Clancy ;)
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« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2006, 10:12:37 AM »
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Probably with an AK and a bottle of (Polish) Wodka under their seats...


Hmm, Estel sometimes rides with his Saiga (a .410 caliber semiauto Kalashnikov) under his seat :) You can aslo ask him about flying when drunk ;)

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Just kidding, for my information on the countries of this world I seldom turn to Tom Clancy ;)


"Red Storm Rising" is sometimes really hillarious. The begining is pathetic: Azerbaijanian terrorist Ibragim Tolkadze :D
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« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2006, 10:23:58 AM »
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Tom Clancy:"The Russians can only produce two things properly, AK's and Wodka".

Can't put an AK in those cockpits so...




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« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2006, 10:43:49 AM »
Vodka on the rocks with a mint leaf - it's the worst perversion that I have ever seen... Vodka on the rocks is a perversion, but with a mint leaf it's even worse. Worse then field hockey and ice ballet.
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« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2006, 10:47:00 AM »
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lol true! I was just contemplating if you can be done for drunk flying?


I think Gagarin died drunk flying. Since he was communist hero, he could do whatever he wanted...including getting wasted on vodka and hopping in he`s mig15..
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« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2006, 10:51:56 AM »
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I think Gagarin died drunk flying. Since he was communist hero, he could do whatever he wanted...including getting wasted on vodka and hopping in he`s mig15..


It was a popular rumour here, since noone cared to disclose the investigation results. Another rumour is that he's still alive in some mental clinic where he was put because he almost turned dissident after Komarov's crash.

There was absolutely no way that a man of his scale could be allowed to fly drunk. Another thing is that he didn't drink, he only drank a shot or two in a good company not to offend others, nothing more.
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« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2006, 01:49:57 PM »
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Another thing is that he didn't drink, he only drank a shot or two in a good company not to offend others, nothing more.


Drinking NOT to offend.... Hell of a culture I came out of.
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